NXT Takeover XXV: Every Match Ranked

For the third week in a row now the Gods of wrestling have smiled upon us and delivered us a show that was and absolute joy to watch, and even if they are about to spit on us this Friday for Super Showdown, we must praise them while we can, because as always Takeover was an awesome show. Granted, it wasn’t quite on the level of Takeover: New York (although to be fair, very few shows are), but that shouldn’t take away from the fact that this show was great from top to bottom.

There’s a lot to break down in all of these matches, so let’s not waste any more time and rank the matches.

5 – Street Profits def. The Forgotten Sons, Undisputed Era, Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch
(NXT Tag Team Championships)
(Ladder Match)

Peaks and Troughs, this match had a lot of them.

NXT Ladder matches always tend to have a sense of urgency to them that we don’t often see from main roster ladder matches, which gives me a few reservations about a couple of moments in this match.

I don’t want to rag on this match too much because it was great, but there’s a couple gripes I had. The first was Jaxson Ryker, it totally makes sense for him to get involved, The Forgotten Sons are a three-man faction after all, but he showed up, threw some dudes around and then just…stood there? He sorta picked up a ladder but didn’t do anything with it and he didn’t even try to pull Blake or Cutler into the ring to grab the titles then he was quickly disposed of by everyone else in the match.

The other thing was that following that moment, it felt like the match went on for way too long. Once Jaxson Ryker was disposed of, it felt like the crowd were at their peak excitement and we were ready to head into the climax, but instead the match just kept going for another 5 minutes and lost a lot of excitement that had been built up until to that point, it annoys me even more when there was a match later on the card which I personally thought needed that 5 minutes a lot more.

Now, the good stuff, because there was a lot of that too. For one thing, Kyle O’Reily getting shitcanned at almost every opportunity, along with The Undisputed Era realising something that no-one other teams in ladder matches do: It only takes one of you to grab the titles, so the other one can stand at the bottom and play defence. Every team played a different role in this match and it led to a great dynamic, with Undisputed Era playing the scheming heels, the Forgotten Sons picking their spots and keeping out of harm’s way as much as possible, Lorcan & Burch standing their ground to the aforementioned heels and Street Profits flinging themselves all over the place because they want those titles more than anyone else.

The finish was great too, I honestly though The Forgotten Sons had it after disappearing for about 10 minutes before the finish, but Dawkins running in to get rid of Blake, allowing Ford to springboard onto the ladder (which will never stop being impressive) and take Culter out with a single punch to win the match was a brilliant way to end the match, and if you ask me, the right team won.

4 – Shayna Baszler(c) def. Io Shirai
(NXT Women’s Championship)

Thankfully, it looks like this is just the beginning.

This match wasn’t quite the epic we were all hoping for between these two, but that’s because it served a different purpose, which was getting the characters in the right place emotionally for the epic match to happen.

The main thread of this feud so far has been the fact that Io is just tired of Shayna’s bullshit. She throws her weight around and beats up everyone in sight, and then has a need to rub it in all the time as well and that drives Io crazy, so now she finally has a chance to put her in her place, and she relishes it.

Baszler takes her to the woodshed for a good portion of the match, but whenever Io’s on top you can just see how much she enjoys the opportunity to take it to Baszler, she wants to humiliate her, and treat her how she’s been treating the whole women’s division for the past year. That’s not an attitude that gets you very far in title matches, however, and eventually it costs her, Baszler is once again able to out-think an opponent that could potentially have her number by just taking a beating and laying in wait; she knows Io’s going to make a mistake eventually, all Baszler has to do is be ready when she does.

Sure enough, that mistake comes in paying too much attention to Candice laying out Duke & Shafir, and after lasting in the Baszler’s Clutch a lot longer than anyone else ever has, Shirai has to relent. That’s an important piece of the story too, she doesn’t pass out, she taps, instead of going until her body wouldn’t let her, she chose to give up, which all feeds into what happens next.

Now we get to the point which was necessary to set up their rematch, which will likely be the epic that we’re all hoping for because when Io comes back and starts to wail of Shayna, there’s a very mixed reaction from just about everyone. The crowd, the commentators and even Candice La Rae isn’t quite sure whether Shirai taking a cheap shot and being a sore loser is a thing we should be cheering or not. Looking at Shirai’s face it’s clear that’s it’s all down to frustration. Frustration at Shayna, Duke, Shafir and even herself for letting her emotions get the best of her, then she goes away and we’re left with a lingering shot of Baszler broken and beaten and what do the crowd chant at this woman who was attacked after the bell by a woman she beat fair and square? You deserve it, and you know what? They’re goddamn right.

That moment is everything that Shayna’s character has been building to since she won the NXT Women’s Title. She’s the biggest bastard on the planet who beats everyone down and keeps kicking them until they can’t get up then goes and rubs their noses in it once they’re gone, she only ever gets comeuppance in brief, flukey ways and now someone’s finally shown her she’s not invincible, and it’s glorious. Moving forward, Io’s going to continue to gun for Shayna, only now having learnt from her mistakes and Shayna’s going to be out for vengeance and more vicious than ever. There’s one hell of a storm brewing, and I can’t wait until it hits.

3 – Matt Riddle def. Roderick Strong

These two worked together just as well as I thought they would.

On a show like this with so much deep character work, it’s nice to be able to go back to basics. This story is pretty simple, Strong wronged Riddle and Riddle wants a match to get his revenge, and for a non-title match like this, that’s really all you need. I also like that we’re back to seeing Roderick Strong fight in big matches as a singles guy because as much as he’s perfect with the Undisputed Era, he’s an awesome singles wrestler too.

I wasn’t sure on this match for the first half of it, I didn’t feel like it was moving with the flow I expected, but it made sense when the second half came around. In the second half of the match, I really started to get the feeling that these two fully understood how the other one wrestles and had developed ways to work around it and get on top; which retroactively makes the first half a lot smarter because they were getting a feel for each other and learning how their styles mesh.

This was encapsulated by the finish, which involved them slipping out of each other’s submission holds over and over again, until Riddle eventually had to bust out something new in order to catch Strong off guard and finally put him away. There’s not much else to say about this match, it was pretty simple but really good and honestly if every WWE match was like that, I’d have a lot less to complain about.

2 – Velveteen Dream(c) def. Tyler Breeze
(North American Championship)

A masterclass in in-ring storytelling.

When these two characters met in a Takeover match it was always going to be something special. Both of them seemed fairly niche and a bit rubbish when they were first revealed, but eventually won us all over by being amazing on the mic and really good in the ring as well. So what happens when you throw them together? Magic, that’s what.

The first three-quarters of the match were telling a very clear story, Dream is taking every opportunity to outshine Breeze as a personality, but Breeze can absolutely school Dream in the ring. Everything Dream threw Breeze’s way would get countered, and the only time Dream ever got any offense was when he was able to catch Breeze off guard, and when he did, he’d immediately go to flaunting his personality.

The moment where Dream is busy taking a mocking selfie only to suddenly turn around and realise Breeze has recovered and waiting to kick him in the face was absolute genius from whoever came up with it. The last quarter of the match shifted the story a bit to showing how dynamic and intelligent Dream is in the ring. Dream doesn’t run on instinct, he runs on planning so he works out that Breeze can wrestle circles around him, so he tries to outsmart him instead.

First, Dream deals with the constant counters, running up to the top rope for a move that Breeze will easily counter, makes it look like he’s about to jump, so Breeze leaps up ready for the dropkick, only to fake him out, leaving Breeze to crash and burn so Dream can pick him up and his the Death Valley Driver. Then there’s the finish, where Dream is able to plan three steps ahead of Breeze, knowing Breeze won’t allow the countout, Dream goes for a shot with the title that Breeze once again will easily counter, then while Breeze is “doing the right thing” and throwing the title out of the way, Dream swoops in and takes him out.

Dream wins the match not by being the better wrestler, but by being smarter, which in turn makes his personality come across stronger, which exactly what the Dream is all about.

1 – Adam Cole def. Johnny Gargano(c)
(NXT Championship)

I love it when a plan comes together.

While I loved the match these two put on in New York, I wasn’t as in love with it as everyone else was, THIS match however…holy shit.

For one thing, it lasted over 30 minutes, and it didn’t feel at all like it was too long, every part of the match felt necessary to the story and to the result. If I broke down everything then we’d be here all day, so here are some of the highlights.

Adam Cole is definitely in Gargano’s head because he was able to play him like a fiddle in this match. Cole worked the knee at every opportunity, knowing it would pay dividends later on in the match, and seemed to continuously bait Gargano into sequences were Cole could take advantage of him, the sequence of back and forth superkicks both early and late on in the match for example. The best example of this though was when Cole very obviously gave a signal for The Undisputed Era to come out, knowing Gargano would take his focus off of Cole expecting Fish, O’Reily and Strong to attack him. Cole is smart enough to know exactly what Gargano thinks he’s like and instead of trying to prove him wrong, leans into it in order to make him vulnerable.

At the end of the way though, we see exactly who Cole is, a man of his word. He said he was going to do this on his own, and he did. Yes, he’s a jerk and will use his numbers advantage when he can, but when he has something to prove, he’ll do it himself if it kills him. That’s why Cole was getting cheered over mega-babyface Gargano in this match because he’s got that cool anti-hero swagger, but he can back up every word he says because when he has confidence in his own abilities, he can both out-think and out-wrestle his opponent, even if they’re someone who could get hit by a bus and still kick out.

That’s not to take away from Gargano’s role in this match of course, because he was just as good as he always was. Gargano is a master of the little touches that take a great spot to incredible heights, like using a wristlock as leverage to turn over the Figure 4, or moving his injured knee so it was out of Cole’s reach during the GargaNo Escape. He also did a great job of getting played and falling for Cole’s tricks without looking like a total moron. Yes he fell for the bluff of Cole’s obvious gesture, but he did realise he was being fooled, it just took long enough for Cole to recover.

As much as Cole comes away from this match the champion (which I’m over the moon about by the way), you really get the feeling that these two men are equals in the ring and Cole just got the edge on Gargano this time around. There has to be one more match left in this feud, there’s just so much more story to be told.

So there you have it! Those are my thoughts on every match that happened last night! As always, please share this around on all your favourite social media sites and make sure to let me know your thoughts on the show either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo. Please join me later in the week to suffer through the hell that will be Super Showdown and then I’ve got some Doctor Who stuff on the way!

WWE Money in the Bank 2019: Every Match Ranked

Hmm, alright then.

This was definitely the most mixed WWE PPV of the year so far. It had some really good point, but it also had a fair share of it’s weird/bad moments too, so I’d understand if you came away with a negative overall view of the show, but personally, I still thought it was a pretty good overall product. Granted, it didn’t seem like it for the first hour and a half or so, but once the show picked up I think it kept a pretty consistent quality.

Every match has its place, however, so let’s take a look at where those places are, as I rank every match from WWE Money in the Bank 2019.

11 – Roman Reigns def. Elias

I would’ve never criticised WWE ever again if Reigns had just turned around and smacked Elias in the mouth right then.

As was to be expected with a 10 match card, we got a couple of really short matches last night and I generally find it pretty hard to put super short matches any higher than last unless they served a real purpose (like Seth vs Brock from Wrestlemania).

So why did I rank this one lower than the other one? Because it was shorter is pretty much the only reason. Elias’ cartoonish sneak attack on Reigns made it pretty obvious this was going to be a squash too, especially when Elias came down to the ring anyway and busted out his electric guitar. As could be predicted, Reigns’ music hit just as Elias was walking up the ramp, Reigns got some payback, then he rolled Elias in the ring and 7 seconds later Reigns had won. Pretty much right on the hour for when Game of Thrones started, which I’m sure was just a coincidence but I’m going to pretend it wasn’t for comedic purposes.

It’s not entirely clear what Reigns is going to be doing over this summer so it wouldn’t surprise me if this feud kept going for another match at Super Showdown, although they’ve got to fill out the numbers in that 50 man battle royal somehow.

10 – Rey Mysterio def. Samoa Joe(c)
(United States Championship)

Apparently, all the referees were just completely blind tonight.

So, the current story is that this match was cut short once Joe started bleeding quite heavily thanks to a broken nose, which I’m fine with, the wrestlers’ safety should always come first after all, but I’m not a huge fan of the way they did it.

Sometimes, when they have a “botched” finish like this, where the referee doesn’t see something and ends up declaring the wrong winner, it makes sense. The situation of where the competitor was compared to the referee means you can believe that the ref might not have been able to see the ropes or a shoulder off the mat, but there was really no excuse on this one. Not only was the referee looking almost directly at it, but Joe’s shoulder could not have been higher off of the mat by the time the three hit.

Not only that, but it’s been established in recent years that in a situation like this, they will show the replay on the arena screens, or a second referee will run down and correct the mistake of the original referee, which only makes things all the more confusing in situations like this where that doesn’t happen. The commentators can clearly see it right in front of them, and they’re literally 10 feet away, can the referee not just check the video? It seems so non-sensical.

Either way, I liked the post-match beatdown, and I really hope it’s building to Dominick getting involved physically sometime soon because it’s really weird just having him stand there and watch his father get destroyed and not even try to stop Joe.

9 – Becky Lynch(c) def. Lacey Evans
(Raw Women’s Championship)

Well that was exactly what I was expecting it to be.

This is one of those matches, where I don’t really have much bad to say about it, but I also don’t have a great deal of praise to dole out either. If this had taken place on an episode of Raw, it would’ve been classed as really good, but on a PPV? It’s fine, but nothing special.

I understand, of course, Becky had to wrestle two matches, so she didn’t wanna go crazy in this one, and as much as Lacey is better than we give her credit for, she’s still got a ways to go before she cracks that upper tier of brilliant matches. As I’ve said, this match was perfectly serviceable, but there really wasn’t any moment that stuck out to me as being particularly great or awful. I do think it was a bit short though, I know Becky’s got to wrestle two matches, but you couldn’t have let this one go just a little bit longer? The finish felt way too sudden.

Hopefully, Lacey Evans fades to the back of the line for a little bit, partly because I want to see Becky face a variety of opponents on Raw, but also as much as she lost pretty decisively here, her stock has been raised by competing in a high profile feud with Becky like this; a lot more than walking up and down the ramp every week did at least. That raising of stock for Lacey would almost certainly be undone if she had to take another loss from Becky-Not-Actually-2-Belts-Anymore-Hope-You-Didn’t-Buy-That-Shirt.

8 – Bayley wins the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match

With the exception of the finish, there really wasn’t much to be excited about in this one.

For one thing, it went really short for a Money in the Bank ladder match going a mere thirteen minutes, which was shorter than both World title matches and the same length as Shane vs Miz, which takes away from a lot of the drama and excitement you can get out of the match. Secondly, there was a real lack of big and impactful spots throughout the match. Naomi’s stuff was fun, and the matrix dodging of ladders was something we haven’t really seen before, but none of the ladder spots we saw here were anything worth shouting about.

Carmella’s “injury” also didn’t really seem like the best touch, partly because it was pretty obvious it wasn’t real and also because they drew almost no attention to it barring a couple of quick cuts when there was a split-second break in the action. I also don’t really feel like anyone outside of the winner got a chance to really shine during the match, Ember Moon’s eclipse from a ladder was awesome but when you take a look at the rest of the match she’s basically a complete non-factor for most of it.

All that said, I really liked the finish. Sonya literally carrying Mandy to the top of the ladder looked great, and it was only made better when Bayley sprinted up the ladder and stared at Mandy will all of hell’s fury behind her eyes. It felt like such a cathartic character moment for Bayley, like after all the crap she’s been through for the past two years she’s finally had enough and won’t let anyone take her opportunity from her. Honestly, that finish alone pulled this match up a whole place.

7 – Tony Nese(c) def. Ariya Daivari
(Cruiserweight Championship)

Well, wouldn’t you fancy that? When you give the cruiserweights a chance to shine, they actually shine.

It’s at this point that I realise I actually like this show a lot more than I thought I did, because from here on out I pretty much only have good things to say about the matches. Once again, the cruiserweights got their once in a blue moon to put on a killer match on the main show of a WWE PPV, and while it wasn’t as good as Murphey vs Ali from Survivor Series last year, it was certainly still a great match to watch.

Daivari played a great heel, but not one that looked weak and had to cheat every 5 seconds despite what his character seems like. The action kept up a pretty fast pace throughout and there were almost no wasted motions between the pair. It never quite reached that higher gear of amazing spots and intense back and forth, but it certainly outperformed your average WWE PPV match, and proved that Tony Nese is a legitimate champion.

I’m not entirely sure what’s next for Nese, but there’s no shortage of opponents for him on 205 Live. If Nese carries on having these great one-and-done feuds with the whole 205 roster, he’ll be a very good champion indeed.

6 – Shane McMahon def. The Miz
(Steel Cage)

I know, I’m as surprised as you are this was good.

I honestly don’t understand how this happened, it’s one of the most boring stipulations in WWE, with a non-wrestler and a wrestler who doesn’t do well in hardcore matches, and somehow it was great. My world has been torn asunder.

Shane plays such a good heel in matches like this that it’s a wonder he was ever a face, to begin with. The way he sprints up the cage wall at every available opportunity adds this sense of urgency to the whole match and creates a great dynamic where The Miz is desperately trying to ground Shane and keep him down at every opportunity because Shane won’t hesitate to make a break for it if he has the chance.

There was so much back and forth between these two and the chemistry between them seems to be so tight at this point I honestly don’t think they could put on a bad match. We had plenty of exciting spots, like Miz catching Shane off of the coast-to-coast, Shane falling from almost the top of the cage flat onto his back, the figure 4 where Shane almost escaped, and the Skull Crushing Finale onto the chair where Shane got his foot on the ropes despite the fact that there’s no rope break in a cage match. Well ok, maybe not that last one.

I’m also ok with the finish because it makes Shane seem lucky without making Miz seem stupid, and I imagine we’ll probably see one more match between the two at some point over the next month to wrap things up. I hope so anyway because this feud has been surprisingly good the entire time.

5 – Charlotte Flair def. Becky Lynch(c)
Bayley def. Charlotte Flair(c)
(Smackdown Women’s Championship)

I’ve lumped these two together since there’s not enough to write about them both individually, and they run into each other pretty heavily.

I honestly didn’t think they were going to do the matches back to back like this, but the way everything turned out really made the best of that situation. Charlotte looking super pleased with herself was a great touch as she came out, and it was clear she didn’t want to give Becky a moment to recover after the first match.

So this match was only about five minutes long, but it worked for the story that they were trying to tell, it lasted long enough that you thought Becky was going to be able to pull a fast one on Charlotte, only for Lacey Evans, who we all forgot about, to give Charlotte the advantage and hit a big boot (which completely missed, but let’s ignore that) to win the match.

Charlotte winning the title here made it so that I think we all instantly knew how this was going to end. A quick beatdown on Becky followed by Bayley’s music hitting and the crowd full on exploded at that moment. Considering it feels like only a few months ago she was being booed out of arenas for being scared of a stick, I’m so glad this move to Smackdown has done her well and hopefully, this reign lasts longer than 48 hours and she gets a chance to put on great matches defending the title all summer.

4 – The Usos def. Daniel Bryan & Rowan
(Kickoff Show)

The words “kickoff show” have no meaning to Daniel Bryan.

I thought this match would still be awesome despite being on the pre-show, but man, these guys really put their working shoes on. Sure, the match had no steaks and really had no reason to exist in the first place, but that doesn’t stop it from being full of exciting moments and fast-paced action from some of the best wrestlers in the world.

All four men put on some great work here, Bryan & Rowan’s teamwork continues to develop in every match they have, and honestly, it looked at points like Rowan could’ve taken both Usos on his own. Bryan, of course, did the great work he always does, grounding the Usos at every opportunity and continues to make every single opponent he wrestles look like a million bucks.

The Usos were no slouches either, they wouldn’t stop flying all over the place and doling out superkicks like there’s no tomorrow. They aren’t the team I’d have picked to win this match, but given how much fun this match was to watch, I don’t really mind. Not to mention, Daniel Bryan’s post-match promo on WWE.com could lead to a great story, so right now, I’ve got nothing but positives about this one.

3 – Kofi Kingston(c) def. Kevin Owens
(WWE Championship)

More of this, please.

I know the crowd weren’t as into this as they could’ve been thanks to the Universal title match that came before it, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this match rocked.

It was a little slow to start, with Owens mostly playing the heel role of wearing Kofi down for a while, but once this thing got going, it told such a brilliant story. This whole year with Kofi has pretty much been a story of him absolutely refusing to say die, no matter what is thrown his way and no matter how much of a beating he takes he just won’t stay down, and that was all this match needed to run with, and Owens showed the effects of it all over his face.

Once Kofi started to come back and we got into a more back and forth pace, Owens’ performance was absolutely pitch perfect for the story of the match. Every single time Kofi kicked out or got back up he would slowly begin to lose his shit more and more, lashing out at the crowd, at the commentators and at Kofi every single time Kofi got back up. It created this brilliant sense of urgency towards the end of the match where Owens was becoming more and more vicious and trying absolutely everything he could think of to keep Kofi down, and Kofi just bided his time and waited for the opportunity to strike.

I don’t know if this is the end of the feud considering it was a clean finish, but I really hope there’s more of this to come, I think there’s so much great storyline opportunities to be had with Owens getting so unbelievably frustrated at how he can’t put Kofi away that he has to resort to some sort of drastic action, and I have the faith in the Smackdown creative team to pull it off.

2 – Brock Lesnar win the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Oh…ok.

We’ll talk about…that in a moment, but before we get bogged down, let’s take a look at the rest of the match because it was awesome.

First off, we need to give the man of the match award, and a giant ice pack to Finn Balor because holy crap he damn near killed himself in this match for our entertainment last night. Not only did he take that incredible sunset flip from the top of a ladder, onto another ladder which bounced making him land on it a second time which might be the greatest ladder spot I’ve ever seen, he also was dropped multiple times onto other ladders around the ring by Drew Mcintyre which were probably even more painful with the force he landed on some of them.

On top of that, we had Ricochet and Ali flipping around each other the whole time which was so much fun to watch, even when Ricochet was just lobbed straight through a ladder by Drew. Drew and Corbin’s partnership was a nice touch, it gave the match a back and forth and proper structure in amongst all of the chaos that was going on around the place, and even better when it inevitably imploded.

Then of course…there was the finish. I’m still not entirely sure what to make of it if I’m honest. For one thing, it made Ali look like an idiot because he could’ve unhooked the briefcase and been out of the ring by the time Brock got to him, but that’s a minor detail, the most important thing is that Brock Lesnar is the Money in the Bank briefcase holder. I’m not pissed off by this decision, and I’m not all that upset that Brock has the briefcase, however, I would’ve prefered anyone else in that match (except Orton) to win instead of Brock.

I think this mostly because it seems really obvious what’s going to happen. I absolutely love the idea of a guy like Brock with Money in the Bank, a dude who can run you through in seconds when you’re at 100% having the opportunity to pounce on you when you’re at the weakest is a brilliant threat, and watching whoever is champion at the time absolutely shit themselves whenever his music hits would be great; but that’s not what’s going to happen.

All that’s going to happen is Heyman will announce the cash-in for an upcoming PPV, be it Super Showdown or Summerslam, that’s all it will be and quite frankly did Brock really need Money in the Bank to do that? All Brock needs to do to get his rematch with Seth is show up, throw a few dudes about and demand it, meanwhile, you could’ve given the briefcase to someone like Drew ready for later in the year.

At the end of the day, I don’t think Brock winning Money in the Bank is a bad thing, but it was certainly the worst of the present options; the match was still awesome though, so second place it stays.

1 – Seth Rollins(c) def. AJ Styles
(Universal Championship)

Oh, thank God it was good, really really good.

You have no idea how paranoid I’ve been this past month that this match was going to underwhelm and disappoint compared to its expectations, AJ Styles matches have a history of that in WWE after all, but my paranoia was baseless because this match was a sight to behold.

It was paced to absolute perfection to start with, the feeling out process lasted just long enough to get your mouth watering for them to pick up the pace and that’s exactly when they did. Watching these two go back and forth was so much fun, and seeing AJ being able to outwrestle Seth for a large part of the first half was an interesting way to tell the story of the match because it meant Rollins had to rely on his killer instinct to make a comeback.

The final 5 minutes were fever pitch and an absolute blast to watch, that Curb Stomp into Styles Clash counter was a thing of beauty, I’ve watched it so many times now and I’m still not entirely sure how they managed it so seamlessly. It was able to suspend the disbelief of the result as well because there was no way Seth was ever going to lose this match, but goddamn if I didn’t doubt that fact during a couple of the near falls.

This is everything I had hoped for both from a Seth vs AJ match and Seth Rollins as Universal Champion, if all his matches are going to be like this, we might need a separate list at the end of the year just for Seth Rollins matches because right now, this is tied with Kofi vs Bryan for my favourite main roster match of the year. Please, sir, I want some more.

So there you have it! That’s what I thought of every match that took place at Money in the Bank 2019! Having written the review now, it was actually a lot better of a show than I gave it credit for at the start, there were some weird moments, but ultimately almost every match was good to great from top to bottom.

Still, what do you think? Let me know in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo. I’m away next week so there won’t be any posts, but the following Friday you can expect my rankings of Doctor Who Series 2!

WWE Money in the Bank 2019: Predictions & Analysis

Let’s not sugar coat this, WWE TV this past month has been awful.

Raw is currently the worst it’s been in a long time, thanks to the superstar shakeup being rather underwhelming and taking 3 weeks for everyone to get in the right places. Then one week later we’re told that actually, it didn’t matter because the “Wildcard Rule” means people could just come and go from either show as they please. Smackdown’s been better, with at least a couple of fun and entertaining segments a week, but it’s still not as high a quality show week to week as it used to be.

That said, WWE are yet to produce a bad PPV so far this year, and Money in the Bank is one of those gimmicks that has a fairly high base quality. Rumour is that WWE are actually planning to make a star of the Money in the Bank winner this year, rather than burying them 6 feet under like they have done for the past couple of years. The rest of the card looks hopeful too, with what will hopefully be done dream matches.

Not all of them though, so let’s take a look at them all, break down the storeys and pick a winner.

Daniel Bryan & Rowan vs The Usos
(Kickoff Show)

The article on WWE.com doesn’t make it clear if this is a title match or not, but given it’s on the pre-show, I’m going to assume it isn’t.

I could sit here and complain that the best tag team in WWE, the best wrestler in the world and his friend who’s improved a surprising amount of the past few months are slumming it on the pre-show, but honestly, I’m just thankful Daniel Bryan can still wrestle after his injury scare following Wrestlemania.

Plus, this match is still going to be great even if it doesn’t get tonnes of time. Bryan & Rowan have formed a lot of chemistry together since they began their partnership in January, and I think they were the perfect team to have carry the titles once Jeff Hardy suffered his leg injury. It’s entirely possible that The Revival use this match as an opportunity to get some petty revenge on The Usos for filming them shaving each other’s backs and making their balls itch…yeah, wrestling’s shit sometimes…

Given that The Usos are on Raw, Daniel Bryan & Rowan are definitely winning this match, whether it’s for the titles or not. If it is for the titles then they won’t lose the belts this quick to someone on the wrong show, and if it isn’t for the titles then I can’t see the newly crowned champions losing a match on PPV so soon after winning the titles.

Tony Nese(c) vs Ariya Daivari
(Cruiserweight Championship)

Guess who’s actually been watching 205 Live this past month and a half.

I decided to commit to watching 205 Live on a regular basis following Wrestlemania, and honestly, I’m glad I did it, there’s a lot of good matches on there every week and some pretty interesting minor storylines, unfortunately, I wouldn’t really describe this as one of them.

Don’t get me wrong, both these guys are great wrestlers and I’m sure the match will be just as good as the Cruiserweight Championship matches always are, but this build has been super generic in its premise. Ariya Daivari has been on a winning streak as of late, this has been rewarded with a title match and now Nese and Daivari have been passive-aggressively watching each other’s matches and staring down after every single one.

I like a simpler build from time to time, but this is just a bit too basic for my taste, especially if this is going to be what all of Nese’s title feuds are going to be like until someone like Oney Lorcan comes along and spices things up. Regardless, I’d say Tony Nese is a pretty safe bet here, he looked really good in victory over Buddy Murphey at Wrestlemania and it would be a really bad decision to have him lose the title this quick so this will be a solid defence for the new champion.

Samoa Joe(c) vs Rey Mysterio
(United States Championship)

A United States title match? On a Pay-Per-View? Well I never…

After the absolute destruction of the US Title that came at the start of the year, Samoa Joe has done a pretty good job so far of showing bringing some level of prestige back to the belt. A solid defence of the title at Fastlane followed by beating Mysterio in under a minute at Wrestlemania has been great for both Joe and the title, and hopefully, that momentum will keep on rolling through Money in the Bank.

Admittedly the justification for the rematch was a little lazy, given that Rey pinned Joe in a non-title match on Raw, which we’ve all seen hundreds of times. That said, since then we’ve seen a pretty decent build, getting Rey’s son Dominick involved didn’t seem like it’d be a great idea at the time, but Joe’s promo ability and confrontations with both Rey and Dominick have done a good job of adding some animosity to the build so hopefully this one will get a bit more time than it did at Mania and we’ll get a good match.

I’m going back and forth on the winner though, because as much as I think Joe should win, Mysterio is one of those guys like Jeff Hardy, who could realistically win a secondary title at any point. The thing is, there are a lot of face champions on Raw and Smackdown right now, in fact, the US, Women’s Tag and Smackdown Tag titles are the only ones currently being held by heels so I don’t see Samoa Joe losing his title until that changes.

Roman Reigns vs Elias

Roman Reigns’ move to Smackdown is a great one as far as I’m concerned, with Seth as the Universal Champion there wasn’t going to be any room for him in that title picture for quite a while, and even though he probably won’t be challenging for the WWE Championship for a good few months yet, the mid-card on Smackdown are generally much better wrestlers who can put on great PPV matches with Reigns, and not be hurt too much by losing.

As for this feud in particular, it’s been a bit up and down up until this point. The introduction on the night of the superstar shakeup was great, seeing Vince McMahon get punched in the face will never stop being fun and using Elias and Shane as a proxy has made for some pretty entertaining promos. On the flip side, it has also brought out the worst in Reigns’ character, with him beating the B-Team two on one, despite the fact Elias was there as an extremely biased referee.

This match should be ok, Reigns is a perfectly solid wrestler and Elias is always surprisingly good on the rare occasion he actually wrestles, so as long as this doesn’t fall into the trap of spending 10 minutes of the two men “wearing each other down” using rest holds it should be pretty entertaining. Roman Reigns is definitely winning though.

Becky Lynch(c) vs Lacey Evans
(Raw Women’s Championship)

The first of two title defences Becky will be taking part in on Sunday, this is the one where I really don’t think the result is in question.

Evans is still pretty untested when it comes to big matches in WWE. In the matches she had on NXT, she was fine, but she never had a big singles match at a Takeover and she hasn’t competed nearly enough since coming to main for us to really have an idea of what she’s like. I think she’s good enough for Becky to carry her to an entertaining match though, partly because Becky’s great, but also anyone who can have a halfway decent match with Natalya has got to have some talent behind them.

Like I said at the start though, I have no doubt about who’s walking away from this match victorious. Becky Lynch is not losing that Raw Women’s Title anytime soon, for two reasons. Firstly, there’s a good chance she could lose the Smackdown Women’s Title sometime soon, and secondly, the women’s division on Raw is pretty weak right now, and Becky needs to be at the top to anchor it until a certain Queen of Spades shows up.

Shane McMahon vs The Miz
(Steel Cage)

Who would’ve thought that this would end up being the best-built feud coming out of Wrestlemania?

I honestly don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this has been the most interesting storyline on TV week to week the past month or so. We all know The Miz is one of the best promo guys around, and when he gets fired up as a face he can do some incredible work, and I think we all knew Shane would be great once he finally turned heel, given how hateable he was as a face. The two of them colliding each and every week has been great fun to watch.

That said, I’m sure how great of a match this is going to lead too. Steel Cage is generally one of my least favourite stipulations, and neither Shane nor Miz are wrestlers who can really benefit from this environment. This leads me to think it’s going to be full of interference from all corners of the roster, it wouldn’t surprise me if Reigns and Elias both got involved, maybe even Bobby Lashley will show up to try and screw Miz in the process. If that happens then it might be a fun watch, in a chaotic sense, because if it’s just a straight match the whole time, I don’t think it’s going to be anything to write home about.

I feel pretty confident in saying that The Miz is going to win here though, since I don’t really see any benefit to Shane winning again, even by accident. It seems to me like Shane is going to fade back into being less of a wrestler and more of an authority figure over the summer, and Miz will probably Samoa Joe’s next challenger, so Miz needs the win a lot more than Shane does here.

Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match

This lineup is quite a hit and miss one, on the one hand, there’s Bayley and Ember Moon, on the other hand, there’s Natalya. It makes it a little easier to predict (I hope), but I’m not sure if it’s going to lead to an entertaining match. There’s probably going to be some sort of crazy spot from someone, probably Ember, but a Money in the Bank ladder match needs to be more than that. Either way, let’s look at each of the competitor’s chances, shall we?

Natalya – This past couple of years I’ve gone right off Natalya as a wrestler. She used to be able to hold her own and even stand out as a competitor, but in this era of women’s wrestling where WWE has some of the best female competitors on the planet, she just can’t keep up. It’s entirely possible that Natalya will hold championship gold again before she retires, but something like Money in the Bank wouldn’t rest well on her shoulders.

Carmella – Since losing her Smackdown Women’s Championship last year, Carmella has come on leaps and bounds as a wrestler. Her character turned out to be much better suited to being a face than a heel and this turn has also allowed her to loosen up her wrestling style a lot more, without having to rely on crap like James Ellsworth to get victories; not the mention the Code of Silence is a great looking finisher. I think she’s destined to hold a championship again in her career, but given the landscape of the women’s division now I don’t think it’s going to be for a while, so she’s not picking up the briefcase here.

Dana Brooke – No.

Naomi – Naomi is someone who has all the makings of someone who could potentially carry one of the women’s divisions in WWE at some point in her career. I know she’s already been champion before, but I never felt like the creative team were fully behind her, but it certainly wouldn’t surprise me if in a few years we saw something akin to Kofi’s ascent earlier this year. Like I say though, in a few years, with Becky Lynch sitting pretty holding both women’s championships there’s just no room for her to be skulking around that scene right now.

Mandy Rose – If Asuka was still Smackdown Women’s Champion, I’d say she had a pretty good chance, but that’s not the case, so there’s not a lot for me to say. I can’t help but feel like WWE have backed the wrong horse out of Fire and Desire, don’t get me wrong I like Mandy Rose, even if she is still a little bit green, but I think Sonya Deville really has the makings of an all-time great female wrestler if they’d just give her a shot. Regardless, Mandy isn’t winning this match, because I don’t really see her being a champion anytime soon.

Nikki Cross – As announced on Thursday via WWE’s social media pages, Alexa Bliss wasn’t medically cleared to compete, and Nikki Cross is here replacement because…she sorta helped Alexa out on Monday? As far as reintroductions go, a Money in the Bank ladder match could be really good for Nikki if she’s given some time to stand out in it. Perhaps having her as the last person to be thrown off of the ladder before the actual winner climbs would be a good spot for her, and hopefully some form of story with Alexa Bliss will keep her on TV for the next few months. There’s no way she’s going to be winning this match though.

Ember Moon Out of everyone in this match, I think this is who I want to win the most. Since coming over to Smackdown she’s been positioned perfectly for a meteoric rise in the coming months, but I’m really sceptical about WWE actually pulling the trigger on it. However, for that rise to happen, I really don’t think she needs to win Money in the Bank, it would help of course, but I think a more organic rise, similar to the one Becky Lynch saw last year would leave her better off in the long run. Ultimately, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ember won it, but it’s not what I think is going to happen.

Bayley – Time for a totally mad theory.

As much as I’ve loved (almost) every Charlotte vs Becky match, I’m at the point where I’d rather see someone else challenge Becky for once, which WWE illuded to a number of weeks ago when Becky proclaimed she also wants to face new people. In addition to this, Bayley has been made to look a million bucks since coming over to Smackdown last month, taking it to everyone she’s come accross.

So let’s put two and two together here, WWE seem to have loved pulling the “same night cash in” trick on a number of occasions, so why not do it again? Except this time, instead of making it a cheap sneak attack, have this match go on early, and once Bayley has unhooked the briefcase, she grabs a mics and inserts herself into Becky vs Charlotte, making it a triple threat. I’ll get into what happens in that match in a moment, but I personally think that would be a great way for things to play out.

Even if that doesn’t come to pass, I still think Bayley’s the one to go with here. She’ll likely announce her cash-in in advance because that’s what faces with the briefcase do, but I think it will be a good way to keep her in everyone’s minds while Becky goes off to face anyone and everyone on the Smackdown roster.

Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Orton aside, I’d be perfectly happy with any of these men winning the coveted briefcase. There’s a great mix of big guys and high flyers in this match, and as previous years have shown us, that usually makes for the most entertaining of ladder matches. Ricochet and Ali are gonna try and out crazy each other which Balor & Andrade go at it, Drew & Braun try to murder each other, Orton doles out RKOs left right and centre and Corbin is also there.

Ricochet – I love Ricochet as much as the next guy, but let’s face it, he’s only in here to do some cool ladder spots. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure we’ll be raving about whatever it is he did come Monday, but he doesn’t have any real chance of actually winning the thing. It’s hard to tell where Ricochet’s going right now, which makes me worry that it’s nowhere, hopefully, a good showing here will stop that from happening.

Randy Orton – Much like Bliss in the women’s match, he almost certainly won’t win, but there’s a tiny chance he might because it’s Randy Orton. Orton is another guy who feels pretty directionless right now, he hasn’t done a great deal of anything since Wrestlemania, thanks to AJ jumping ship, so he’s just been doing what he always does between storylines which is RKOing people with no rhyme or reason until one of them gets pissy about it. He doesn’t need the briefcase to do that though, so let’s move on.

Baron Corbin – This seems very much like another opportunity for everyone and their grandmothers to mug off Baron Corbin with ladders right at the start of the match. I can’t say I’d be pissed off if Corbin won, but I certainly wouldn’t be that pleased about it. I’m sure Corbin will win a world title at some point over the next couple years – no matter how much we don’t want him to – but the Universal Title scene really doesn’t feel fit for him to drop in right now. It could look very different come November-January time, but somehow I doubt it.

Ali – I really hope Ali has a good showing here, he kicked ass in the WWE title match at Fastlane and he’s disappointingly faded back down the card a bit since then. With Buddy Murphey on the way to Smackdown as well, it’s getting a little worrying for Ali, as it’ll be really easy for him to get lost in the shuffle and have a really mediocre year, like that of Andrade in 2018. He’s not picking up the win here, but I imagine him and Ricochet will try and outdo each other and Ali will really show off his stuff.

Sami Zayn – I don’t really know what to make of Sami being put in this match in place of Braun. The way they did it was fine, Corbin and Mcintyre getting in there to take Strowman out of the picture made sense for both of those characters, and heel Sami Zayn is exactly the type of character to take advantage of it. That said, I don’t think Sami has any chance of actually winning the thing, I’m glad he’s getting a spot in a major match like this of course, but I can’t see him doing a great deal of note other than getting killed by Braun Strowman, that is if Strowman doesn’t take Zayn out before the match and reclaim his spot anyway.

Finn Balor – Balor seems like the prime candidate in this match for a whole host of “almost” moments. I imagine he’ll be much like face Dolph Ziggler was, where several times in the match, he’ll be fingertips away from unhooking the briefcase only for someone to snatch it away from him. I also think he can afford to not do a great deal of consequence in this match and still come out of it looking great. There are plenty of people lined up for Balor to face for the IC in the coming months and here would be a really good place to sow the seeds by having someone like Ali or Andrade stop him from doing it. At the end of the day though, he’s the Intercontinental Champion, so he really doesn’t need the Money in the Bank briefcase

Drew Mcintyre – If I were a betting man, this is probably who I would put my money on. As I mentioned in the intro, apparently the plan is to properly try and make a star out of this year’s Money in the Bank winner, and we’ve all known it was only a matter of time until Drew was a world champion when he resigned with NXT a few years ago. Drew really does seem like the easy pick to win this briefcase, but I’m not sure he actually needs the briefcase in order to get to the Universal Championship. All it takes is multiple months of Drew absolutely murdering dudes left, right and centre. Ultimately, I will not be surprised in the least if Drew walks out with the briefcase, but he’s not the horse I’m backing in this race, because…

Andrade – 2019 might be a “now or never” year for Andrade, not just because there are multiple reports of him being disgruntled, but also because of how he was treated throughout most of last year. He had great matches with top stars yes, but with the exception of Rey Mysterio, he lost all of them. Those matches did a great job to raise his stock and Vince is reportedly really high on the guy, but if he spends another year doing the exact same thing there might not be any way for him to recover.

If Andrade was still on Raw I’d say he didn’t have a chance, but now he’s back on Smackdown all bets are off, and Andrade could be the perfect person to hold the briefcase and eventually become champion. Andrade is a Wrestlemania main event level guy, and all it will take is management to get behind him and he’ll soar. He’s like Alberto Del Rio but not a massive douche, and about 60 times better at wrestling.

Kofi Kingston(c) vs Kevin Owens
(WWE Championship)

This is going to be the next few months, isn’t it? Us all being terrified that Kofi is going to lose the title way too soon every time he defends it.

As much as I’d wish they’d saved this feud for the summer, I can understand why they put the rush on it given Daniel Bryan’s uncertain health at the time. As it turns out, what we’ve got so far has been pretty good, I personally would’ve kept the whole “Kevin Owens as part of the New Day” thing going a bit longer, but the turn was still shocking enough to create a memorable moment and the promos in subsequent weeks have put some real fire behind this feud.

As for the match itself, these two seem like their styles will mesh really well in a high profile match like this. Kofi has proved to be the ultimate underdog wrestler this year and Owens is always at his best when he gets to dominate someone and really enjoy rubbing it in their faces. It does have a slight problem in that this feud definitely isn’t going to be a one-and-done so we could get some kind of wonky finish that really takes the wind out of the sails of the great match that preceded it, Styles vs Owens is a pretty good example of this.

While it’s entirely possible they hot shot the title a couple of times in this feud, I’m going to stick with my guns and say Kofi Kingston is going to retain for now. The moment at Wrestlemania will live on forever in the history books, but I feel like losing the title in his first PPV defence like this would undercut it a bit too much.

Becky Lynch(c) vs Charlotte Flair
(Smackdown Women’s Championship)

Please be the last one.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve liked almost all of the matches these two have had together, and I’m sure this will be no exception, but I’m pretty tired of seeing it for a good while. The story’s been pretty solid, and while these two are both great on the mic they’re kind of out of insult to throw at each other by this point. We know that Becky thinks Charlotte was handed everything, and we know that Charlotte thinks Becky is just a flash in the pan still, we’ve heard all these points over and over again for almost a year now, which is why I think this match needs something to spice it up.

So that’s why I’m proposing the scenario where Bayley wins the Money in the Bank and uses it to insert herself into this match. It makes sense from a character perspective because not only would face Bayley not want to sneak attack with the briefcase but since Bayley’s come over to Smackdown, she’s had a massive chip on her shoulder and desperate to prove she can still do it on her own, so what better way to prove that to everyone than taking out both Becky and Charlotte on the same night?

If that scenario comes to pass, I think Bayley will walk away the winner because they just can’t have another Money in the Bank winner lose their title match, plus it opens up new and fresh opportunities for both a Becky vs Bayley and Charlotte vs Bayley feud for over the summer. If my scenario doesn’t happen though, Becky Lynch is pretty much a lock to retain, they can’t undermine Becky’s Wrestlemania win by having her drop one of the titles back to Charlotte at the first opportunity.

Seth Rollins(c) vs AJ Styles
(Universal Championship)

I think I may be dreaming.

Before you say it, I know. Getting this excited for this match is only setting me up for a disappointing non-finish, but just let me have this one. I don’t care if almost every match AJ had as champion last year ended up performing below expectations when Seth was IC champion last year almost every one of his matches far surpassed expectations. Rollins vs Styles has been the one dream match I’ve been begging for ever since Styles came to WWE, so until it’s proved otherwise, I’m going to be optimistic about it.

The feud itself has been alright I guess, although nothing special. Touching on the two’s past was a nice little touch, but nothing they’ve said on the mic has caught my imagination a great deal. Not to mention there wasn’t really any build for the match on Monday outside of a video package, it would’ve been much more beneficial for the contract signing to have taken place this past Monday instead of 3 weeks ago, but oh well.

There is a chance that this will end in some kind of DQ, dirty finish if WWE wants to keep the feud going for another few months, but regardless of what actually goes down, Seth Rollins is walking away with the title, and he’s holding onto it for quite a long time.

So, those are my predictions for Money in the Bank 2019! What do you think is going to happen on Sunday? Let me know in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo, and make sure you come back early next week for my review of the show!

Every Main Series Assassin’s Creed Game Ranked

I have an extremely weird relationship with the Assassin’s Creed franchise. It was one of the first games I played on a console not made by Nintendo, and in many ways was my introduction into the world of AAA gaming. This means that I have a strange affinity for the franchise, despite huge swathes of it being examples of everything I hate about modern AAA games.

It’s a franchise that I find myself looking on from a mostly negative viewpoint nowadays for various reasons that I’ll get into, but there is still lots of good stuff in there and sometimes I need to remind myself of that because ultimately it is still a franchise that I like. So, when I decided that I wanted to talk about my weird relationship with Assassin’s Creed, I thought that the best way to do it would to be to rank all of the main series games, capturing what I love and what I hate about this modern juggernaut of gaming.

As I say, this is just going to be the main series of Assassin’s Creed titles, “main series” meaning: the big release that Ubisoft promotes to death almost every year. I’m also not counting Rogue since, as much as you could consider it a part of the main series, it was pretty clearly an afterthought to Unity and didn’t bring anything new to the table following Black Flag.

With that caveat out of the way, let’s get into the rankings.

10 – Assassin’s Creed Unity
(2014)

So there’s a whole lot to unpack here.

Firstly, you can’t talk about Unity without mentioning how completely and totally broken it was on its release. You’ve all seen the image of the characters without faces a thousand times in the years since and it’s arguably deserved, there are very few AAA games on the scale of the Assassin’s Creed franchise that have ever launched that broken, and it took them a lot longer than it should’ve to fix the thing.

However they did eventually fix it, so taking it’s launch aside, what are we left with?

Essentially, you know the standard and fairly generic formula that you think of when someone mentions Assassin’s Creed? It’s just that, with very little layered on top of it. The fact that they were trying to develop two games at once no doubt played some role in this, but there was little to no innovation what so ever in this game. There were plenty of side-quests but they were all the exact same set of activities we’ve been doing over and over since the dawn of the open world game, so I had absolutely no desire to do them.

The story is barely worth mentioning, every character felt like the most paint by numbers version of their archetype, with the protagonist Arno (whose name I had to look up because I didn’t care enough about him to remember) being the most watered down protagonist in the whole series. I had no reason to care about him or anything he was doing because he had no discernable personality for me to grip on to.

That was really my main gripe with Unity. As much as it looked visually impressive for the time (Assassin’s Creed games almost always do), the entire world just felt completely void of character, the colour palette felt drained and muted, which would’ve been fine if that was part of the narrative but it wasn’t. There was plenty to explore and do, but I had no want to do any of it because the world just felt boring, and I don’t play games to be bored.

9 – Assassin’s Creed III
(2012)

Speaking of boring…

For many years leading up to this, the Assassin’s Creed franchise was very much straddling the line of being a so-called “feature creep”, wherein every game they would pile new stuff on in the hope some of it worked but refused to throw any of the old stuff out that didn’t, and this game is arguably the height of that.

With the exception of the awful tower defence mini-game from Revelations, I can’t think of a single feature that this game threw out, it only tried to pile more stuff on, most of which didn’t work. Once again, I found the open world was pretty boring to explore, a couple of the towns had a decent variety to them, but there were huge swathes of nothingness between it all. This was during the phase of open-world design where all that mattered was how big your open world was, and not how much stuff there is to do in it and this game really suffered as a result.

The narrative had some nice beats to it, playing as the bad guys for the first few hours without it telling you was a great little twist and it actually did a fairly compelling job of telling the story of the War of American Independence, unfortunately, I found all of the good guy characters to be horrendously dull people so once again I just didn’t really invest much in them. Meanwhile, the bad guys ended up being quite charismatic and entertaining whenever they were on screen, which was kind of the downside of making me play as them for so long.

Ultimately, when I list the things I dislike about Assassin’s Creed, almost every single one of the features in AC3, it was the first time when I started to feel tired with the series and quite honestly if it wasn’t for Black Flag’s refocusing in the next game, I doubt I would’ve pushed forward with the franchise.

8 – Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
(2015)

Ah, the weird middle step-child of the franchise.

Syndicate was in a very awkward position when it released because it was in the in-between phase of the franchise, where Ubisoft was trying to move away from the standard gameplay formula they’d been using for years but hadn’t quite decided on exactly what they wanted going forward. It meant Syndicate felt like a weird mashing of gameplay styles that didn’t really gel very well at all.

For example, it introduced a levelling system for armour, weapons etc. but it didn’t feel fully formed enough to work as an actual RPG style system. It meant we were left with a system that didn’t seem to fit the standard Assassin’s Creed gameplay style since if you knew what you were doing, you could still take out enemies much of a much higher level than you without too much trouble, so the entire thing felt a little bit pointless.

That said, the side of gameplay that was the standard formula was done fairly well, with based and strongholds being fun to sneak around and take out, it was able to capture that feeling of controlled chaos that I loved from the Farcry games. There was also the personal aspect of being set in London – which is where I grew up – meaning that I actually knew the rough layout of the city and had quite a lot of fun clambering victorian versions of landmarks I already knew quite well.

The main problem I had with Syndicate was it’s writing, most specifically the protagonists, Jacob & Evie Frye, who I despise with all my heart. First, you have Evie, who is the most bog-standard, generic version of a strong female protagonist there possibly is; she takes no shit from the men, has a very serious perspective on things and snore, snore, snore. Then you have Jacob aka world’s most punchable human. He’s so obnoxious and seems to have the compulsive need to make a Whacky Quip™ during every single scene regardless of whether it’s narratively appropriate or not. I disagreed with him at almost every single opportunity, to the point where I would avoid playing as him as much as possible because he was actively detracting from my enjoyment of the game.

All of this left Syndicate in a very odd position looking back at the franchise as a whole because it doesn’t properly fit into either category when it comes to phases in the franchise since it’s this weird stitched together mess at both.

7 – Assassin’s Creed Revelations
(2011)

We go from a game packed with way too much “new” to a game with not nearly enough.

As we’ll get into a little later on, I really liked the game that preceded this one, Brotherhood, a lot, so on paper, it would seem like that a game which is essentially the same thing but in a different open world would be something I’d love right? Well, sort of.

I do tend to cut Revelations some slack because it is ultimately a version of the formula that I like quite a lot from Revelations, however, it fails in a few key aspects. The first of which, as I mentioned above is the lack of new features. Obviously, since it was a formula that I liked, I didn’t want them to burn the book and build it again from the ground up, but some cool new additions that would change certain aspects of how I played the game would be great fun and for the most part that didn’t happen.

First of all, we got the hookblade, which is the iconic Assassin’s Hidden Blade, but with a hook on the end, so you can use ziplines and…climb slightly faster? Granted it was fun to rocket down ziplines, but the novelty of that only goes so far and the increased climbing speed really only came into effect when there was a jump just a tiny bit too high for Ezio to make on his own. Then there was the bomb crafting, which was completely pointless because no-one used anything other than the smoke bombs which had already been in the franchise for two games by that point. Finally, there was the building up of the Assassin’s Guild. On the one hand, it was quite fun to do actual missions with these people you’ve been levelling up and getting to teach them how to be really good at stabbing Templars, but it also gave us the worst feature in the history of the franchise with the terrible tower defence game that’s only redeeming quality was the music that played during it.

Do you see the common thread between all three of these features? It’s that we’ve never seen them again in the franchise. They were, for all intents and purposes, failed features that no-one liked enough to ever be returned into future instalments.

That’s why I rank Revelations so low, because as much as it’s a perfectly fine edition of the formula I enjoy, but there was a severe lack of major innovation, and the few areas where it did innovate ended up being complete failures, and I can’t praise a game that failed to innovate so hard.

6 – Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
(2018)

Ah yes, the game packed to the brim with a void of stuff.

Odyssey marks the only game in the series that I haven’t completed, partly because it’s the most recent, but mostly because I was 40 hours in, and had barely discovered a quarter of the map.

All of Odyssey’s systems are great, the combat is really enjoyable with huge amounts of variety in how you can tackle a situation. There’s a decent amount of variety in the side quests, and several of them have a pretty good story to go with them as well. The game is also stunningly beautiful, with vast swathes of terrain to run and climb all over, bringing ancient Greece to life in a great way to the point where I enjoyed most of the time I spent in it.

My main problem with Odyssey is that there is just way too much stuff crammed inside it. The open world is huge, which is fine but there’s not as much to do in it as I’d like, and while there is a great variety of locations and tasks, there’s not a large enough variety for the size of the world. This meant that after 40 hours, doing fairly similar tasks over and over I had absolutely no desire to keep playing, not because I wasn’t enjoying the game, but because I felt like there was nothing new for me to see and I’d got all the enjoyment out of it that I could, which isn’t great considering I wasn’t even halfway through yet.

It’s frustrating, because all the hallmarks for a great RPG are there, with a levelling system that feels natural and scales up at a good pace for what the game moves at; a variety of weapons and combat situations to mean that every enemy encounter is a challenge, to the point where stealth isn’t just an option, but a necessary part of gaining much-needed advantages and boat battles that are just as fun as they always have been. The problem is that the world-building just isn’t there.

It might be able to get away with this flaw if the story and lore behind everything were compelling enough, but it’s hard to build up a lore-rich world when your setting is a time period before the order which the entire franchise is named after even existed.

Odyssey is a fun game to play, but I found that there was a hard limit to the amount of fun that can be got out of it, and I really hope the next Assassin’s Creed game is more refined and focused than this one because a decrease in scale is desperately needed.

5 – Assassin’s Creed
(2007)

If you’ve ever read any of my rankings before, you know I’m the first person to stand up and say that the first entry into a franchise was crap, so it’s time to buck the trend because I quite like the original Assassin’s Creed.

It was far from perfect, but it felt like quite a focused game, the three main cities all felt distinct in both their design and feel and while the world that transported you between them, was almost entirely empty, it wasn’t so big as to be a constant annoyance. There’s also something to be said for the simplicity in the mechanics in the original, with just four different weapons and the parkouring was yet to be overcomplicated with several pointless mechanics.

It also followed a rhythm that made sure it never felt too samey, despite the fact you would end up doing some fairly similar tasks over and over. Every new assassination target would require you explore a new portion of one of either Damascus, Acre or Jerusalem, and it also did a pretty good job of varying the order that it sent you to each of these cities, so I never felt like I was retreading old ground with each new assassination target.

The story isn’t overly interesting, but it does a good job of introducing you to the Assassin’s order and exactly what they stand for, using Altair’s complete disregard for all of their tenants to show you just why the Assassin’s should be considered the good guys; even if later games would end up betraying that sentiment.

The original Assassin’s Creed is a game that laid all the foundations required to launch a franchise from, while still having enough stuff there to be a great game in its own right, to the point where it still stands out in the franchise 11 years and 9 games down the line.

4 – Assassin’s Creed Origins
(2017)

From the first game released, to the first game in the timeline.

Origins was able to take what Syndicate was trying to do, and finally complete that transition to a new style of gameplay, to great effect as far as I’m concerned.

The RPG systems that were poorly implemented in Syndicate were used to their full potential here, and while it still pales in comparison to the mechanics of an RPG like the Elder Scrolls games, it works really well for what it’s trying to do. I criticized Odyssey for being really unfocused, and Origins was able to avoid spreading itself to thin for the most part to create a much more refined game that leads to an overall more fun experience than what we’d get in Odyssey.

As I’ve already mentioned, I love the combat style that this game introduced in Origins, it made every encounter a challenge, and more importantly a challenge that was enjoyable, rather than one that felt like a chore. The strikes and blocks felt meaty and the finishers felt brutal and I found myself really having a blast with every enemy encounter.

The story was a bit crap, with the whole thing getting very it’s own arse at the end, with Aya murdering Julius Ceasar, because of course, that was actually an Assassin and then going on to become the single most important person in the whole franchise by forming the Assassin’s order; which felt really unearned for a character that wasn’t that interesting and had only had about 3/4 of a game to get to know.

I also thought the world design still wasn’t amazing, the cities and landmarks were vibrant and beautiful as always, but the problem with the game being set in Egypt is that most of the map ended up being desert, which just isn’t very fun or interesting to be constantly running around. So it meant that although the game didn’t suffer from a sparsely populated world like Odyssey, it did suffer from a world that often wasn’t very fun to explore, since the answer to the question, “What’s over that hill?” was more often than not, “Sand.” Admittedly, that’s not the designer’s fault, because that’s what ancient Egypt was like, but surely something more interesting could be done with it?

All that said, I still had a lot of fun with Origins, and if this is the style the franchise is going to stick with going forward, I’d like to see future games made more like Origins, and less like Odyssey.

3 – Assassin’s Creed II
(2009)

This is what happens when a company decides to go all-in on a franchise.

The jump between the original Assassin’s Creed and it’s sequel is one of the biggest leaps in both scope and quality that I’ve ever seen. Following the original, a sequel seemed all but inevitable, and looking at it through modern eyes, it seemed like Assassin’s Creed II would be a fairly solid upgrade from the first, but nothing special; but the development team here went above and beyond to try and get this franchise permanently into the mainstream gaming consciousness, and it’s hard to argue they didn’t achieve that.

There was an insane amount of new stuff added in this game, with the stealth mechanics being expanded to make it a more fun way to play the game; there was a huge variety added to the weapons, and as much as the combat didn’t evolve much, it was fine-tuned to feel a lot smoother than it did before. The quality of the world design also went through the roof, renaissance Italy looked stunning for the time, and the colours that are absolutely everywhere as you run around the place make traversing the world such a joy.

Looking at the story, although it was nothing special, it was enjoyable enough to make me care about the characters more than I do in most Assassin’s Creed games, there’s a reason almost everyone says that Ezio is their favourite Assassin after all. You felt like the historical figures actually had a crafted place in the story, rather than just being there for the novelty of seeing them, and for most of the game, I didn’t immediately groan when a cutscene started to play.

However, there are still a few things that drag this game down for me. For one thing, the game is just an hour or so too long, especially with the DLC, which now is unremovable from the game. In the final 3 or 4 sequences, I found myself getting really frustrated and impatient about how slow the game wanted me to step through it. The story does all it can to build up and head right into the finale, but then it just randomly decides to throw another obstacle in the way and makes you run around the world pointlessly for an extra couple of hours and it meant I’m always in a bitter mood going into the final mission, because I’ve just had to trudge through a couple hours of crap.

Thankfully, that’s the only major problem I have with the game, and it doesn’t rear it’s ugly head for most of the game anyway, so I’m happy to overlook it and recognise how amazing the rest of this game is. You can make whatever you want of the current state of the franchise, but looking back at this game, you can’t say that it didn’t deserve the status it achieved.

2 – Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

Remember that one time when Ubisoft just thought “fuck it” and made a pirate game for no reason? Good times.

Counting Black Flag in a list of best Assassin’s Creed games almost feels like cheating, because let’s face it, it’s an Assassin’s Creed game in name alone; that doesn’t mean it isn’t brilliant though.

I don’t think I’m alone when I say that my favourite part of Assassin’s Creed III was the sea battles. The team at Ubisoft clearly thought the same because the next game, Black Flag, was entirely about the sea battles. They stumbled upon a really fun style of gameplay and to their credit, they leaned all the way into it, to make an absolutely fantastic game.

Every battle you got into with the boats felt like an all-out war. The scale of it all combined, with the vibrant colours of the Caribbean, and the extremely well-designed soundscape made every single encounter feel like a chaotic and epic fight. Pile on top of that, extreme weather conditions, a big variety of weapons at your disposal, and the ability to board your opponent’s ships and cause a massive skirmish in quite a confined space, and you’ve got yourself a formula that never ceases to be fun to play.

The world was also extremely well designed, with the towns being bright and colourful, but not so big as to feel too big and also having enough variety in the environment so all of them felt distinct. The random islands and plantations were also great additions, with things constantly sidetracking you (in a good way) when you’re poncing about on the open seas.

Black Flag, has a fairly big open world, but by no means too big, and the game is very carefully designed to tour you through it at a very steady pace, so you never feel overwhelmed at the amount of stuff there is available to you. Speaking of stuff, unlike most of the other open worlds in this franchise, Black Flag’s world is very densely packed with a great variety of stuff to do, be it hunting down collectables, hunting animals for crafting, playing board games, throwing harpoons at sharks or firing on every British ship you see, there’s never a dull moment when traversing the world in this game; and even if you do get bored, you can just make your crew sing sea shanties to keep you entertained.

Once again, the story was perfectly fine. It doesn’t stand out to me as any kind of exceptional storytelling, but it also never did anything to piss me off or turn me against the characters which, in a game like the Assassin’s Creed series, is all I really want.

In a way, I’m quite glad this ended up being a one-off for the franchise because I honestly don’t see many ways in which this formula could’ve been improved, as the boat-based mechanics in subsequent games in the franchise have proven. Black Flag was a rare instance of a game I can honestly describe as unique in its gameplay and at the end of the day, it’s just an absolute blast to play.

1 – Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

It’s got a little bit of everything without having too much of anything.

I’ve talked a lot throughout this article about the “formula” of Assassin’s Creed, which is the general: Viewpoints, 5 different types of collectables and about 100 of each one, way too many weapons and vague stealth mechanics, (this would later become almost every Ubisoft game as well, but that’s a discussion for another day). I generally view this formula as a bad thing, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. While too much can be a bore, the right amount of small tasks dotted all over the open world can make for an extremely compelling game for a habitual completionist like me and Brotherhood is the closest thing I’ve found to a perfect version of that formula.

The open world is big enough to have plenty of variety to it, but not so expansive that it feels bloated and pointless. Traversal of the world feels fun and fluid, with parkour mechanics that Assassin’s Creed have always been good at, but it especially feels like the world was handcrafted to make running around Rome’s rooftops extra fun. Even when you wandered out into the outskirts of the city, the large plains felt like a breath of fresh air and galloping about the place on horseback was just as fun.

There was also an extremely large mission variety, not just in the main story, but with side missions too. Each of the three guilds had different styles of missions, which were solid enough to flesh out the relevant characters while staying pretty brief and not overstay their welcome. Leonardo’s missions are also great fun, playing with all the weird toys and you get to drive a tank, so I don’t have anything bad to say about that. However, best were the Lairs of Romulus which were a series of levels almost entirely based around fun parkouring challenges, with interesting scenery and a great variety in the mini-stories that surrounding them, they’re my favourite set of side quests in the whole franchise.

The visual design is also excellent, with every section of the colour palette being used in one place or another in the game. Ezio’s red and white outfit from Brotherhood is far and away from my favourite protagonist outfit, and every other character had colours and styles that seemed to perfectly match their personality. Speaking of characters and story, it’s still nothing overly special, but it’s definitely the best the franchise has done. Cesare is the best villain from this series as far as I’m concerned and Ezio is also the best protagonist by virtue of the fact that he’s the only one I don’t hate at least a little bit.

Brotherhood is simply where all of the features and styles that make the Assassin’s Creed formula what it is come together in just the right way. I firmly believe that if you took all that was good about Assassin’s Creed and refine it to a point, you’d end up with something that looked pretty similar to Brotherhood, and it’s the game that I will always go to when I need reminding of why I actually love this franchise deep down.

So there are my rankings of the Assassin’s Creed franchise! Disagree? Of course you do, so let me know how you would’ve ranked them either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo. If you enjoyed then make sure to come back this time next week for my Money in the Bank Predictions!

Every Episode of Doctor Who Series 1 (2005) Ranked

It is time for a mighty quest to begin.

I recently decided to go through every single episode of Doctor Who since 2005 (thanks to BBC IPlayer), and I decided I’m going to get some prime content out of this because I’ll take every opportunity available to talk about Doctor Who.

Once a month I’m going to be taking every episode in each series, and ranking them based on how much I enjoyed them, and then talk a little bit about why. This will conclude once I’ve done all 11 series, I will write a list where I rank the series themselves from worst to best.

Christmas specials will usually be attached to the series they come before, with a couple notable exceptions, those being: The 2009 specials will be counted in series 4, The Day of The Doctor & The Time of The Doctor will be counted in series 7, and finally Resolution will be counted in series 11, since there is no series 12 yet.

Lastly, as always, I will be counting multi-parters as a single entry.

So with the rules in place, let’s start with ranking all the episodes in series 1.

10 – The Long Game (Episode 7)

This is the thing with covering series one. Sure, this is the worst episode, but it’s also still great.

Not from a singular narrative perspective, of course, the whole thing with Satellite 5 and the Jagrafess is pretty cookie cutter and not very entertaining, but overall it takes it’s time out to make a point about companions. Given that this was the first series since the ’80s, it could quite easily have been assumed by the audience that The Doctor simply decided to travel with Rose because she was the first person he came across. This episode uses Adam to show the audience that not just anyone can do this.

Adam is a bumbling idiot, who goes around making stupid decisions and having mind-altering surgery without considering the consequences. Sure he’s an unlikable idiot, but that’s the point, you need him to show us exactly why Rose is so good as a companion for The Doctor. We never really see companions get thrown out of the TARDIS like that, but when it happens to Adam, you feel like he deserves it and the line from The Doctor “I only take the best” does wonders to serve Rose as a character.

Most of the episode may just be set up for the finale, so I can’t rank it that highly, but it does serve a pretty important purpose for the first series of Doctor Who.

9 – The Unquiet Dead (Episode 3)

I didn’t expect this one to be quite this low.

This is quite the testament to just how good the rest of series 1 is that this ended up this low down because I think there’s a lot to like here. It was the first instance in modern Who of us meeting a historical figure, so it had to essentially set a template for future series, and I think it did a pretty good job of it.

It set the template for what the monster should be – something relevant to the historical figure, in this case, ghosts – it also set the template for what the goal of the episode should be about. As much as there are monsters and adventure, the ultimate goal of the episode is for The Doctor and his companion to in some way change that historical figure’s view of the world, or inspire them to make one of their most notable works.

This also had the twist of Dickens being extremely sceptical of the world around him, and for the longest time refuses to believe that these ghosts can exist. This point leads to something I wish we saw at least a little more of in future episodes like this, which is The Doctor putting his foot down, taking a second out from showering the person in praise and sternly tell them how it is.

Many of the future episodes consist of nothing but The Doctor swooning over whatever figure they’ve got for the week and it ends up hampering what I mentioned the goal should be.

Ultimately, this episode set the template it needed to for these kinds of episodes and is arguably the best example of that template in the Russel T. Davies era.

8 – Rose (Episode 1)

Talk about an impossible task.

This episode is great for a pretty simple reason. It had 45 minutes to get an entirely new audience caught up and understanding of what Doctor Who is, and make it an exciting adventure to keep people coming back next week. And it did it.

It glosses over some things that would be expanded upon further in future episodes, but ultimately Rose is able to give us our 101 course in Doctor Who, give us some quick thrills and scares, then be home in time for tea. It took pretty much the perfect angle to do this as well, which is having us view the entire episode from the perspective of Rose.

This means that for one, we get to intimately know Rose’s character within the first ten minutes of the episode, we watch her throughout her day; see how she responds to a situation she’s not used to, and also see what her home life is like and gives us the impression that she wants to get out. It also means that the audience doesn’t feel like we’re missing out at any point, because we learn exactly what Rose does about The Doctor, at exactly the same time she does. We uncover this mystery of who The Doctor is together which both makes us connect to Rose and become more invested in finding out what The Doctor can do.

In 45 minutes, we got a ground level understanding of everything Doctor Who and it was at no point boring, which is why this is such an achievement.

7 – Aliens of London & World War Three
(Episodes 4 & 5)

So up until this point, Doctor Who had shown off a lot of what it was all about, with a sense of mystery and peril being ripe throughout the first three episodes, with a sprinkling of humour, but only enough to make the tone light enough.

With that light tone, it had never really gone full into comedy, it had kept quite a large sense of drama and danger throughout. What Aliens of London (and the first half of World War Three) does is show the much lighter side of Doctor Who. Sure there are monsters that live inside people’s skin, but they’re fat and fart a lot, which is childish yes, but funny nonetheless.

The Doctor also shows his comedic chops in this story, not to the point where he’s cracking jokes all over the place, but Ecclestone’s comedic timing is impeccable, and it can have even the smallest quip seem hilarious. I think after three episodes, that got fairly dark towards the climax, an episode like this was needed to remind us all that Doctor Who can be a fun experience too.

The Slitheen are also generally just a rather comedic villain, to the point where their big plan is simply for profit. They don’t want to take over or enslave the human race, they just want to make a quick buck and then move onto the next one; despicable sure, but ultimately pretty rubbish. That’s the thing with the Slitheen, from the perspective of a monster, they’re pretty rubbish, but when you look at the picture as a whole you realise they’re a perfect fit for the episodes that they appear in, and ultimately that is what a monster should be for.

6 – The End of the World (Episode 2)

Episode 2 had arguably a bigger task than episode 1 in Series 1. Not only did it have to keep everything that was in the first episode running strong, while developing the characters further, but it also had to give us everything alien in order to truly showcase the wonders you can experience when travelling with The Doctor.

The End of the World took a pretty good approach to this, by bombarding us with a whole bunch of aliens straight away to get everyone used to the idea of seeing strange stuff. Not only did it give us aliens though, but it also gave us Cassandra, a human who doesn’t even slightly look human. It meant that this episode introduced us to new things, while also managing to force us to take a look at what the human race could become.

Rose is a really good way of communicating all of this to the audience because she ends up reacting in the same way that I think most of us would in that scenario. She’s slightly overwhelmed by it all and it takes a chat with a simple maintenance worker in order to ground her thoughts and make her realise that these aliens aren’t so dissimilar from us, and the nice little point that the only other human is, in fact, the one that’s a freak.

That said, it doesn’t get too preachy about it. The episode could’ve quite easily lingered on the “humans are the real monsters” message, but instead, it took it’s time to focus on the action and the characters themselves. This episode works so well thanks to how it gives us all of the “alien” we can handle while ramping up the action and intensity from the first episode to show everyone exactly how exciting a Doctor Who adventure can be.

5 – Father’s Day (Episode 8)

Father’s Day is an episode that seems to divide opinion in the fanbase at large, but I think a lot of the people who don’t like it are looking at it from the wrong angle.

If you look at it like it’s a standard Doctor Who adventure, then yes it’s a bit disappointing and seemingly has a lot of missed opportunities, but I don’t think that’s what the episode is supposed to be about. It had the obvious point of the dangers of messing with time and exactly what can go wrong, but also the idea of just what grief can do to people, and how people who lost a parent before they were born/old enough to remember can do to someone.

Rose had always lived with the knowledge that her dad died and we saw her mum tell it to her as a child right at the start of the episode, and you get the impression that she’s always lived with curiosity. The idea that there’s this man that she can’t remember meeting, but still has such a strong emotional connection with her is the kind of thing that is clearly very confusing for her to have grown up with, and when she actually saw him for the first time it became very real all of a sudden.

The entire episode is essentially about Rose having to finally deal with her father’s death for real, and finally getting an opportunity to grieve for him, after growing up curious about him. We see when Rose is talking to Pete that she ends up creating this ideal world where her dad was always there for her and provided for her, and we see Pete come to that realisation that none of it’s true. He knows that he could never be the kind of dad that Rose says he was, and when he comes to the realisation of what he has to do, he’s finally able to do for Rose was he believes a dad should, which is protect her, at any cost.

It’s a heartbreaking episode right from the beginning because we know what’s going to have to happen, but it’s able to make statement after statement about just what growing up in the situation that Rose can do to someone, and it manages to do it without feeling like it’s trying to push an agenda about parenting, it’s just the characters acting like you’d expect those characters to act, which is always where the best drama comes from in my opinion.

4 – Boom Town (Episode 11)

I talked earlier about how the Siltheen is an inherently funny villain, and Boom Town seems to take that concept to its logical extreme.

This entire episode seems to be designed as a light-hearted adventure to bridge the gap between the rather dark tones of Episodes 9/10 & 12/13 and it fits perfectly into that slot. There are some jokes that don’t quite work, but for the most part, I thought this episode was a blast.

It’s got a little bit of an edge to it and tries to throw in a bunch of threats towards the end, but that’s not the focus of the episode at all. Margret Blane seems to fit her role perfectly, as the bumbling villain who’s just trying to get away, and if she can do some evil while she’s at it then that’s great. The main thing this episode does though is just let the characters loose and let them have fun interacting with each other.

There’s plenty of dynamics going on like Mickey and Jack which is the clash of men trying to alpha up and then the idea of what Mickey has to cope with while Rose away. The best example of this that I can think of in the episode is The Doctor having dinner with Margret in the restaurant. That entire scene is very comedic but sits with a rather dark undertone that only serves to make the humour even funnier.

This entire episode has that sense of fun to it that I love Doctor Who to have from time to time, especially between two darker stories like what we got in season one. It’s the perfect way to bridge the gap.

3 – Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways
(EpisodeS 12 & 13)

This is a story absolutely brimming with inventive ideas. Daleks aren’t anything new I know, but the way the threat was presented in Bad Wolf was pretty fresh for the time.

While the idea of the British game shows haven’t aged well since all three of the ones featured have since been cancelled, and it wouldn’t surprise me if people watching this episode in 10 years time had no idea what was going on, and if you’re American then you probably didn’t understand it when it aired.

That said, as a Brit who was around when all these shows were airing, I thought it was quite entertaining. The idea of the deadly game show is nothing new, but Davies gave it that British charm that made it feel like a fresh idea and was able to re-add the joy that had been sucked out of ideas like that over the years.

It once again presented us with Rose potentially dying yet again this series, and while usually, it’s pretty obvious that she’s not going to die, the way the story was written made you believe that perhaps it was possible that this was the end. It was the season finale, and Rose’s death would give The Doctor the fire he needed to take down the station for good.

The second part of the episode is running with high emotions, with the Daleks going around and killing everyone one by one was the best way to keep that level of a threat going that was established in Dalek earlier in the series. Then you’ve got some brilliant moments like The Doctor telling the Dalek’s exactly how he’s going to get Rose back, or the entire sequence where Rose is trying to get back to The Doctor.

This also defines The Doctor’s character post Time War, he was so desperate to end it that he was willing to potentially wipe out the human race just to finally be rid of them. When he’s finally confronted with that choice though, his declaration of “Coward, any day” making a bold statement that he will always do what’s right, even when he’s probably going to die because of it.

Rose suddenly appearing to save the day is something that does feel a little bit cheap on a rewatch, but it was built to and makes sense in terms of the story, so that makes it ok as far as I’m concerned. Ecclestone’s regeneration was exactly what it needed to be as well, and exactly what every subsequent regeneration has been as well, giving a big climactic speech where he says goodbye and then we get flung straight into the madness of the new Doctor.

2 – Dalek (Episode 6)

This was the first time that a lot of viewers of the show would have ever seen the Daleks, which means this was an episode that had a hell of a lot riding on it. It was the one chance that the show had to show us just how deadly and terrifying the Daleks are, and why we should be absolutely terrified of them.

First of all, updating the look was essential, while the original Daleks are iconic, they certainly wouldn’t have looked very tough and terrifying by modern standard, so encasing them in a tough looking golden metal updated the look so that they actually looked the part for this episode.

Then, right at the start of the episode, the writers made a statement on how scary these things are before it was even loose, simply by putting it in the same room as The Doctor and watching his reaction. This is the first time The Doctor will have seen a Dalek since he ended the Time War, and his reaction is written and acted to perfection. That disbelief and pure terror when The Doctor realises it’s trapped in the cell with this thing, which then turns in a borderline psychopathic joy when he realises it can’t touch him.

Taunting, insulting, torturing, these things completely go against what we’d seen out of The Doctor up until this point. Seeing what the Dalek could do to The Doctor just by existing already makes it terrifying enough, and then it gets loose.

Watching it break out of the cage in an instant and then “downloads the internet”, which is a very 2005 thing for it to do, turns it very quickly from a dying soldier into a killing machine that will stop at nothing to get it wants. Once it starts killing it gets even more scary, with bullets not even being able to touch it, and it is able to intelligently overcome every obstacle that’s placed in its path; the Dalek is able to build up this aura of being completely indestructible.

Then it turns out it’s conflicted because of what Rose imprinted upon it when she restored it, with The Doctor noting that it hates its own existence manages to make it even more terrifying. Then we get a touching moment at the end, where The Doctor is so desperate to kill this thing that he doesn’t even question what’s going on, and it takes Rose once again “imprinting” on him in order to make him realise what’s going on.

The Dalek killing itself at the end is something that is able to land perfectly on an emotional level. This is pure evil, it’s killed loads of people and is a ruthless monster, but you can’t help but feel sorry for it when it feels like it has no option but to wipe itself out because it’s become impure.

This episode re-established Doctor Who’s most iconic villain as a major threat and set them up for when a whole army shows up in the finale, while also serving to be its own fantastic self-contained story.

1 – The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances
(Episodes 9 & 10)

I struggled so much picking between this and Dalek for number 1.

This episode was the first one to be written by Steven Moffat, and it didn’t disappoint. Not only was Moffat able to create an iconic villain in the gas mask child, that managed to make the phrase “Are you my mummy?” terrifying, but he was also able to create an extremely clever and fully formed narrative, worthy of a Hollywood action film.

The introduction of Captain Jack added a new dynamic to the TARDIS crew and in such a short time we see him transition from a conman out to make a profit to someone who’s willing to sacrifice himself in order to save the day. Moffat was able to create a character that was truly able to stand the test of time in the Doctor Who universe, with his own spin-off series, multiple appearances in the main series and was even originally intended to be featured in “A Good Man Goes to War” if it wasn’t for Barrowman’s scheduling conflicts.

The plotline with Nancy is a brilliant part of the story too because the whole way through we know that she’s important to the solution and we get little nuggets and hints of what role she plays but it’s never revealed or made obvious until right at the end when it’s important. This episode goes to great length to create tonnes of mystery, with the pacing of when each question is answered near perfectly plotted out.

I love the level of emotion that comes out towards the end of the episode, with the utter despair of their seemingly being no solution in sight, with the complete one-eighty into absolute joy as things turn around, that pure unadulterated joy in The Doctor voice as he proclaimed that “Everybody lives!” is perhaps my favorite Doctor Who moment ever.

This episode has just about everything that a Doctor Who story should have, the mystery, the monsters, interesting and likeable secondary characters, a dash of humour here and there with the absolute joy at the end.

So that’s it! That’s what I thought of every episode of Doctor Who series 1! I hope you enjoyed, and let me know what you think of this series in the comments below and on Twitter @10ryawoo. Make sure to come back this time next week, where I’ll be ranking every game in the Assassin’s Creed franchise!