WWE Stomping Grounds 2019 Predictions & Analysis

There’s always one PPV between Wrestlemania and Summerslam that feels a bit…pointless, last year it was Extreme Rules and this year it’s Stomping Grounds. Almost every match on this show is either retreading old ground or clearly just a placeholder feud until we can get the big matches we all want at the biggest party of the summer.

Admittedly, compared to Super Showdown, this show will probably be amazing and just because we’ve seen a match before doesn’t mean it’ll be bad, but there isn’t a lot of intrigue to any of the matches and that often to leads to  a whole bunch of ok, but not great, wrestling matches; or bullshit finishes.

It also seems to make the results pretty predictable, so let’s predict so that we can all point and laugh at me when I turn out to be hilariously wrong.

Tony Nese(c) vs Akira Tozowa vs Drew Gulak
(Cruiserweight Championship)

Well here’s an interesting one.

For the first time in a long time, I’m actually quite excited by the build for this match. Nese has been saying he wants to fight Tozowa for ages, and Tozowa has really been killing it week to week on 205 Live, meanwhile Drew has completely revamped his character, becoming a much more broken and vicious man, finally getting rid of all the goofy campaigning stuff.

I find Triple Threat Matches are more consistently entertaining than Fatal 4 Ways. I think the fact that there are fewer people means you can focus in more on each of the individuals and tell a more coherent story, while still keeping in the lightning pace and out of nowhere excitement aspects of multi-man matches.

When Tony Nese won the title, I thought we’d be in for quite a long reign, as that’s generally what the Cruiserweight Championship is good at, but I honestly think his reigns already coming to an end. It’s a shame because I think there was a lot more for him to do with the title, but going into this match it really feels like this might finally be Drew Gulak‘s time. This new character he’s brought has some real intrigue to it, and there are enough faces on 205 Live now to sustain another heel reign without it feeling repetitious.

Daniel Bryan & Rowan(c) vs Heavy Machinery
(Smackdown Tag Team Championships)

Hopefully, Daniel Bryan can make something good of this.

I’ve never been the biggest Heavy Machinery fan, even in NXT I really didn’t think there was much entertaining behind them, the characters are quirky but in just the wrong way that I find them annoying and a lot of their powerful and good looking offence is hidden behind hokey crap; which come to think of it, is exactly what Daniel Bryan was saying about them on Smackdown this week.

With all that said, if any wrestler can work a match so good with them that it turns my opinion around, it’s Daniel Bryan, so I’m going to be quietly optimistic that this A) Doesn’t get bumped to the pre-show and B) Is actually fairly entertaining. I don’t think this is too hard of a match to pick a winner in though, Daniel Bryan & Rowan shouldn’t lose those titles anytime soon and it still feels too early for Heavy Machinery, thought this will hopefully help elevate them significantly.

The New Day vs Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn

A lot of these matches seem pointless, but this is here as pure filler.

It seems to me like, Owens’ refusal to go to Saudi Arabia and subsequent Dolph Ziggler replacement has messed up the pacing of the Owens vs Kofi stuff a bit. For the past month, it’s felt a lot like WWE are trying to build to another Owens vs Kofi match, but they’ve still got the Dolph Ziggler feud to get out of the way first, so this match was brought in as a bit of a proxy for this month.

That said, just because it’s filler doesn’t mean it won’t be good. New Day are still one of the best tag teams out there right now and Owens & Zayn are great competitors, I think the only problem this match will have is garnering crowd interest because there really isn’t a lot interesting behind this match.

Picking a winner in a match like this always feels a bit arbitrary, because ultimately no-one’s going to remember come next month, but if my theory is true that they’re building to another Kofi vs Owens match, then Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn have got to pick up some sort of cheap win here.

Samoa Joe(c) vs Ricochet
(United States Championship)

As far as replacements for Rey Mysterio go, I’d say they hit the nail on the head.

There’s not really a great deal of story to this match considering Ricochet only won the number 1 contendership on Monday, but this is the kind of match that doesn’t necessarily need a great deal of story to work. That said, I did find the fallout from what happened at Money in the Bank a bit weird. I get that Mysterio had to vacate the title due to injury, but I can’t remember a time when someone vacated a belt and just straight up handed it to somebody else, especially one of their rivals.

Either way, this match should be great. Joe’s great at working smaller guys and Ricochet seems to shine when wrestling the bigger guys too. As long as this match gets the time it deserves, I can see some great back and forth to this match, with both men trying to force the other to wrestle their pace to get the upper hand; I have high hopes for this one.

Interestingly, I could see this one going either way too. On the one hand it makes sense for Joe to retain, since this is a match with no build and he’s only just got the title back in the first place, but given that they had planned to take the title off of Joe at Money in the Bank and he only got it back into injury, maybe they’ll put it on Ricochet; like I said at the beginning, there really isn’t any better replacement for Mysterio. The main sticking point with me is that Joe is still the only heel singles champion in WWE right now, pair that with the fact that I think this card is going to have a lot of face wins in the big matches, I’m going to pick Samoa Joe here to even it out.

Roman Reigns vs Drew Mcintyre

I mentioned this in my review of Super Showdown, but the progression of this story makes no sense whatsoever.

Roman Reigns returned after his leukaemia scare, beat Drew Mcintyre & friends with The Shield, then beat Drew in a singles match at Wrestlemania. Roman then goes over to Smackdown – away from Drew – and ends up getting involved with Shane McMahon, and beats his toadie Elias, then thanks to the stupid Wild Card rule, Drew becomes another one of Shane’s toadies (which is also stupid, but if I picked apart every detail of this thing we’d be here all day), cost Roman his match against Shane, giving Shane McfuckingMahon a win over Roman Reigns and now in order to get revenge, Roman’s going to fight a guy he’s already beat.

It just doesn’t make any sense. For one thing, Drew shouldn’t be anyone’s toadie at this point, the dude’s got future world champion written all over him (it wouldn’t surprise me if this came before the end of the year) and this is honestly a waste of his time. Not to mention it’s a waste of time for Roman too and makes him look kinda weak since he’s not looking to get his win back from Shane.

If any match on this card is going to have some sort of non-finish it’ll be this one. Shane has been front and centre on both Raw and Smackdown for the past month and it wouldn’t surprise me if this match ended in a no contest so the segment can end with Shane standing tall, perhaps to set up a Roman vs Shane rematch. Failing that, Roman Reigns will hopefully win and both men can go away and do more interesting things.

Becky Lynch(c) vs Lacey Evans
(Raw Women’s Championship)

Kind of ironic that the background for these matches is a desolate wasteland.

I just don’t understand why, coming out of all the excitement that happened at Money in the Bank, THIS is the match they want to go with for Becky. I get there’s some justification for it since Lacey cost Becky the Smackdown title, but A) Shouldn’t Becky want the Smackdown title more than petty revenge, and B) Becky already beat Lacey clean as a whistle at Money in the Bank, Lacey shouldn’t have any ground when it comes to demanding a rematch.

Nevertheless here we are and I’m really not sure how good this one can be. Their match at Money in the Bank was fine, but Lacey’s lack of experience was on full display and I’m not sure if there’s any new direction this match could go in. As long as there are no shenanigans I’m sure it’ll be perfectly fine, and hopefully, these two have a bit better chemistry in the ring now, but I can’t see it being anything special.

I don’t think the result of this one is up for debate, Becky Lynch needs to retain so she can go and fulfil all of the other – more interesting – possibilities that were laid forth after Money in the Bank.

Bayley(c) vs Alexa Bliss
(Smackdown Women’s Championship)

All it has to be is better than their first feud, which is a low bar if I ever saw one.

I’m not entirely sure what possessed WWE creative to relive one of the worst feuds in recent memory, but the character dynamics have shifted a bit since then, so hopefully, this will be better this time around. That said, the week to week stuff hasn’t been all that amazing, Bayley’s got a new mean streak which is great for her character, but Alexa’s mostly still the same spoiled brat she always was, and as much as I like Alexa, it’s starting to get stale.

In terms of in-ring quality, this could be one of the better matches of the night. Alexa is good enough to put on great matches with the right opponent, and hopefully, Bayley is more reinvigorated than ever when it comes to competing thanks to this new lease of life she’s been given. It could very well end up being boring, but I’m choosing to remain optimistic about this one because I don’t have much else on this show to be hopeful about.

Alexa’s one of those competitors that WWE might decide they want to put the title on at random a lot of the time, which makes me a little bit nervous about this one, but I think there are a couple of factors going against her. Firstly, there’s the fact that her medical condition is currently in a lot of question, it seems like she’s fine for the most part, but given she was pulled out of Money in the Bank last month, I’m not sure management would be comfortable with the title on someone who might have to drop out at any moment. The other is the fact that it’s Bayley’s first major title defence and a loss here would undo all of the goodwill that’s been built up around her, so I’m going with Bayley on this one.

Kofi Kingston(c) vs Dolph Ziggler
(WWE Championship)
(Steel Cage)

Why have Dolph Ziggler fight for the title if you’re going to make him seem like the world’s biggest afterthought?

Seriously, WWE are even treating Ziggler like he hasn’t even got a whelps chance in a supernova of winning this match on Sunday, they’re already looking past him to a rematch with Owens and outside of a couple of pointless wins over Xavier Woods and in tag team matches, it doesn’t seem like he’s got any sort of momentum whatsoever. As I imagined, all of the potentially interesting storyline scenarios I proposed coming out of Super Showdown didn’t come to pass, instead, they’ve just gone with the idea that Ziggler’s a sore loser, even though he totally is justified in feeling screwed.

I don’t know how good this match could be, their contest at Super Showdown wasn’t anything all that great, but the Saudi Arabia matches always tend to be worse, maybe because of jetlag, or maybe because of low morale so I think there’s still a chance this one could be good. I’m also not usually big on Steel Cage matches, but the one between Shane and Miz at Money in the Bank was surprisingly entertaining so I’m going to keep my hopes up for this one.

Like I said in my opening paragraph, there’s no way Ziggler’s winning this. I’m sure there will be some shenanigans on the outside of the cage between New Day and Zayn & Owens, but at the end of the day, Kofi Kingston is going to come away with the win on this one.

Seth Rollins(c) vs Baron Corbin
(Universal Championship)
(Special Guest Referee TBA)

We go from a heel who is completely justified in wanting a rematch, to one who really doesn’t deserve one in the slightest.

There’s no real way to slice it when you look at what happened, Corbin has no justification in getting this rematch, Rollins would’ve got that rollup if the ref had a go at him or not, he was still looking away from Seth, and we all know Corbin’s #1 weakness is rollups. Moreso than that, he’s been given the opportunity to pick his own referee, for some very vaguely defined reason, so we’ve got to deal with all this bullshit as well.

The match between these two at Super Showdown was certainly the best of the night, but that was mostly by default and while it was fun, it wasn’t on the level of what we’ve come to expect from Seth Rollins’ title matches in recent years. Not to mention, any hope I really had for this being a good match has been dashed with the promise of a special guest referee, which will no doubt lead to endless shenanigans and some sort of dirty finish. I’m really not sure who it’s going to be, but the current rumour is Brock Lesnar, which I guess would make sense and was subtly teased in the final moments of Tuesday’s Smackdown.

If that’s the case, and Lesnar is the referee, then I entirely expect this match to end in a No Contest, Brock will let them go until he gets bored, at which point he will lay both guys out and either leave or cash in his Money in the Bank contract to grab the title from Seth. That said, if it’s not Lesnar then Seth Rollins will win, probably because Corbin will end up arguing with whoever he picks and that will yet again cost him the match.

So that’s it! Those are my predictions for Stomping Grounds 2019, let me know what you think in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo, and check back here early next week for my review of the show!

Every Episode of Doctor Who Series 2 (2006) Ranked

Series 2 is an interesting one because it’s got episodes from all ends of the spectrum. While Series 1 didn’t have any episodes I hated, series 2 has a whole bunch of them, but it isn’t short of the usual brilliance either.

David Tennant naturally had a very different feeling to Ecclestone as The Doctor, and while I personally preferred Ecclestone, it’s undeniable that Tennant’s performance in this season drew a lot of new eyes to the show and is remembered very fondly by the audience at large because of this season.

Make sure you check out my rankings of series 1 first, but for the rest of you let’s take a look at my rankings of Series 2.

11 – Love & Monsters (Episode 10)

No prizes for guessing this one would be last.

When I was rewatching this I tried to go into it open-minded and to look through it and draw out all of the good in amongst the piles of awful, but there wasn’t really much to be found.

I’m gonna go through what I liked first, which is pretty much just the story with Jackie. Doctor Who has often tried to touch on what happens to those that get left behind, but it never normally gets enough time to breathe in order to be worthwhile. This episode lets us see that though, we were able to see Jackie without interference from The Doctor or Rose for once.

That loneliness is clear and the idea that she’s desperate just for someone to talk to is apparent, but we also get to see Jackie stand up for herself for pretty much the only time, and were able to see exactly what it is Jackie goes through day-to-day and that’s important to ground the character when she’s part of the adventure later on in the series.

Now to the crap…

There’s a lot to go through so I’m not going into too much detail; first the Absorbaloff. To quickly address the elephant in the room, I know that it was designed by a child in a contest, but that doesn’t make it any less bad. I don’t hate the idea of a monster that absorbs people, it could be quite scary if it’s done right, but this was not done right at all. The design is so unintimidating to the point where it’s comical, which didn’t help when they cast Peter Kay to play him, which isn’t an inherently bad decision, but he wasn’t helped by his supporting cast.

Which brings us to all of the humans in LINDA, who are all one note, boring and not particularly well acted. I found the man who played Elton to be extremely annoying, which I get was the point in some places, but it persisted even when the episode was trying to be serious. All I could think of whenever he was talking was how much I wanted to punch him in the face, and this guy is supposed to be your hero. It didn’t help that they were all idiots as well, who couldn’t seem to see what was right in front of their faces the entire time.

More importantly, with Elton, he doesn’t do ANYTHING. He just happens to be there while the world goes on around him. He stumbled upon The Doctor twice and doesn’t do anything either time, he only got in with Jackie because she engaged him, and The Doctor only showed up at the end to save him because of Jackie. I don’t have any reason to root for the guy because he’s done absolutely nothing of his own, he’s completely inconsequential to his own story.

There’s a whole bunch of more minor things that annoy me about this episode, like the vlog style of storytelling and that joke at the end of the episode, but I’ve gone on about this episode long enough, and I want to get to something better.

10 – Fear Her (Episode 11)

Fear Her is bad in a different way to Love & Monsters, because Love & Monsters was doomed from the premise alone, I can’t really see a way that any of the themes could’ve worked with different writing, however Fear Her touches on some really good ideas and has some themes that could make for an interesting story on their own, but they all seemed to get drowned out and forced to take a back foot to a lot of less good ideas the whole way through.

First off there’s Chloe and I’m not going to spend ages ragging on a child actress, but I really didn’t like the performance of Chloe in this episode and it really took away a lot of the emotional weight of the episode for me. The character is more interesting, because the episode touches on the fact that she used to have an abusive father in the house, which is quite a delicate topic and this episode really doesn’t treat it with the care it deserves (which is weird considering this was the second time in series 2 they’d tried this. they bungled it the first time too, but we’ll get to that.)

Granted the character is possessed for a large chunk of the episode, she doesn’t seem to act like a child in that situation would act. Maybe it was in the writing and just didn’t come across in the performance, but for the most part she just seemed to act like any other child would, she just seemed a bit angry was all.

Looking at the monster, I think the idea of people being trapped in drawings, and drawings coming to life is something that can be a pretty scary threat, but like with Love & Monsters, the execution didn’t really work. I liked the motivations of the monster, that it was just a child who was lost and lovely, and I even liked removing The Doctor from the picture about halfway through, but it didn’t do enough with any of these ideas.

9 – The Idiot’s Lantern (Episode 7)

The Idiot’s Lantern is an interesting one because while I don’t explicitly hate it, it does falter at multiple points.

The first and most notable of which is The Wire. The idea of a monster that lives in the TV and slowly eats your brain is something that I was never that keen on, and while the imagery of a person without a face is shocking the first couple of times you see it, it’s certainly nothing terrifying. Using the style of an old continuity announcer was a good way to present it, with a kind and smiling face that suddenly goes evil is pretty good, unfortunately, the actress they got to play The Wire could not do the evil side very well at all.

When she’s in continuity announcer mode, she’s very good in her role, and can even pull off the subtly sinister tone she sometimes spoke in very well. However, once the illusion broke and she had to start talking like a villain it completely fell apart for me. She would just constantly yell the most obnoxiously awful manner, and every time I heard her yell “huuuungrryyyyy” or “feeeeed meeee”, I just wanted to plug my ears because it was so annoying to listen to.

Outside of that, we have a secondary antagonist in the form of the controlling and manipulative father, who is perhaps one of the worst written characters ever in modern Doctor Who. For a start, he’s so over the top when it comes to his performance, to the point where it comes off more as comical than serious, and while the moment that the wife decides to kick him out is satisfying, it’s undercut not too long later by the interaction with the son.

The idea that the son has to go and help out his abusive and toxic father because “he’s your father” is something I really don’t like the message of. I understand that Doctor Who often tries to send out the message that everyone’s redeemable, and Rose grew up fatherless, but when a family member is as abusive and controlling as that father was presented to be, then you should be allowed to cut them the fuck out of your life. It pushes the idea that you have to always stick with your family no matter how horrible they are to you, which is something I fundamentally disagree with.

Ignoring the politics of it all though, what you’ve got is a fairly basic story where the mystery reveals itself way too soon, the monster is awful and none of the secondary characters have anything interesting about them. Not very interesting.

8 – New Earth (Episode 1)

New Earth was something fairly unique for the series, since we’d already got the new Doctor stuff out of the way in the Xmas special, and we didn’t have any new companions to worry about, Episode 1 of Series 2 didn’t need to focus on establishing any new characters and instead was able to give us a regular Doctor Who adventure.

In terms of the adventure itself it was fairly good, we had a whole bunch of mystery and weirdness that only Doctor Who can pull off in the right way, so there was plenty of fun to be had the whole way through. We even got a returning villain in the form of Cassandra, so people tuning back into the series after series 1 had plenty to enjoy.

The main thing that pulls me out of the episode though, is sadly David Tennant’s performance. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still great, but he clearly hadn’t quite found his voice as The Doctor yet and it still felt like he was settling into the role. Thankfully this is the only episode in the series where I feel like this, but that doesn’t help New Earth since it arguably stands out more for that fact.

The Cassandra story also felt very secondary to everything else that was going on, and during the middle act of the episode, it felt entirely filler. I can understand why you’d want some form of recurring villain from Series 1 to tide over viewers, but for one thing, there were plenty better than Cassandra to chose from and for another, it really should’ve been the main focus of the episode instead of a side plot that admittedly pays off nicely at the end, but it could’ve been a lot more.

And that’s really all I have to say about New Earth, it’s fine, but doesn’t hold up compared to most other episodes of the series.

7 – The Christmas Invasion (2005 Xmas Special)

This is why I find Tennant’s performance in New Earth weird because although he didn’t do a whole lot in this episode, he seems to fit the role just as well as he would in his best episodes. Maybe he was more motivated by it being his first outing, but whatever, on to the episode.

The Christmas Invasion had a pretty big job, since, for those who had never watched the show before, the idea of a regeneration is brand new to them, so this episode had to convince an audience who had just spent a year falling in love with Christopher Ecclestone, that this new guy was just as good. It did a pretty good job if you ask me.

As with most of early revived Who, the show does a great job of taking the audience through it by presenting the process entirely through Rose’s eyes. We see her have to come to terms with the idea that this brand new man is still the same person she’d been falling in love with all this time. Not only that, but taking him out of action for most of the episode was also a brilliant idea, because it meant that we spent the whole episode longing for The Doctor to leap into action, so it meant that when he finally did we were extremely excited to see him, even if he was a brand new man.

Once again, this alien threat is very solidly OK in this episode. Davies’ Xmas specials were always written to be pretty simple light-hearted adventures for the stuffed British public of a Christmas evening. I actually quite liked the visual design of the Sycorax and it’s one of those villains that I wish we got to see again some time after this episode, but oh well.

Regardless of that, The Christmas Invasion does exactly what it’s supposed to do, and shows us that this brand new Doctor is still the fun-loving, intelligent hero that he was before, and got us ready for the new series.

6 – Tooth and Claw (Episode 2)

Now here’s the 10th Doctor we all know and love!

In the same way that New Earth was only as low as it was for Tennant’s lacklustre performance, Tooth and Claw is as high as it is because Tennant is just wonderful the whole way through.

Tennant’s trademark energy of The Doctor is one full display in this episode, to the point where he almost overshadows everything else in the thing. Watching him prance about the screen, yelling, whispering and generally being a joy to watch captures pretty much everything I loved about Tennant’s Doctor. He had this ability to take a mediocre script and make it an absolute joy to watch, and Tooth and Claw is perhaps the best example of this.

Queen Victoria was an interesting choice for the historical figure in this one. It made sense for the setting and gave an easy motivation to why the villains are doing their thing, but there’s nothing really unique here to distinguish why it HAD to be Queen Victoria. You could take out Victoria entirely and replace her with pretty much any women of high status from the time period and it would’ve been pretty much the same episode.

Usually, the main charm of the historical figure episodes is that the entire story is tailored around them. If you look at The Shakespeare Code, The Unicorn & The Wasp or Vincent and The Doctor, the stories of their respective episodes would only ever work with that historical figure in particular. I just don’t get that feeling with this episode.

The Werewolf is actually a pretty threatening villain, and while it doesn’t exactly make your spine tingle, it does have moments where it blows you away with its pure power or viciousness.

Ultimately, while this episode does have some weak points, Tennant’s performance and the Werewolf itself combine to make what I think is a pretty fun adventure to watch.

5 – Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel
(Episodes 5 & 6)

I’m honestly surprised that this story landed as high as it did on the list because watching it at the time (and especially in the first part) it felt like a bit of a big spray of ideas, where a bit of everything got thrown at the wall all at once. That said, once the episode reels in its focus, it was very good at running with the ideas that stuck.

A parallel universe is something that is always a great premise for a sci-fi show because it lets the writers take a lot of liberties with the world we know, and opens everything up to a load of “what if” scenarios. I don’t think it was used to its full potential here, but it wasn’t necessarily the point of the episode when you take a look at the big picture.

It did, however, achieve some pretty important things: 1) Rose’s dad being alive, 2) It let us mess with London in a way that didn’t affect the real thing and most importantly 3) It gave Mickey the exact kind of character development he’d needed for so long.

Mickey had been a character that I’d always liked but was nothing special up until this point. He’d had his moments of course, but for the most part, he just came across as the jealous ex-boyfriend who was mostly comic relief. This episode gave him so much more character than we’d ever seen in him up to this point. We learn about his life, and exactly what it is he stands for, we get to watch everything click into place for him and work out what he wants to actually do with his life, it makes the moment at the end where he decides to stay quite heartbreaking, but also slightly triumphant since it was a character we have grown to know and love finally reaching his full potential.

This was also a very good reintroduction for the Cybermen, particularly the end of Rise of the Cybermen where they just wandered around killing everyone was great, and I remember being absolutely terrified by it as a kid. The second part could’ve done a bit more with that threat, and it never really felt like any of the characters were in any immediate danger except for when they got killed out of nowhere, but ultimately I think it worked for the story it was telling.

Funnily enough, I don’t think the Cybermen have been done anywhere near as well since this episode, it was an episode purely about showcasing what the Cybermen were about, and from that angle, I think it worked.

4 – The Army of Ghosts/Doomsday
(Episodes 12 & 13)

This is one of those rare instances in Doctor Who, where I very much prefer the first part to the second because I think The Army of Ghosts has a very good structure that Doomsday doesn’t capitalize on as well as it could have.

The Army of Ghosts is entirely about the mystery, while the episode is constantly presenting questions to the audience: Why are there ghosts? What are they really? What’s in the Sphere? Where can I watch the full Eastenders episode with the ghost in it? And while it gives you little bits throughout, it holds back on answering most of these questions for as long as it possibly can to maximize the impact it has at the end when all of these questions get their answers at once.

That final ten minutes when everything goes down is such a thrill ride, where you keep finding out shocking thing after shocking thing (it would’ve been a bit better if they didn’t show you a Cyberman earlier on in the episode, but oh well), and not only that but uses each shocking reveal to make the next one even more shocking. An army of Cybermen come through and invade Earth, so when the Sphere starts to go mental at the same time, you naturally assume some sort of Cyberking or something will be coming out of it, only for the camera to pan up and reveal the Daleks in what is such a brilliant cliffhanger.

My main problem with Doomsday is that, until the climax, it moves quite slowly. It takes it’s time presenting more mystery and questions, when really, once we’ve had our shocking reveals at the end of Army of Ghosts, the only real questions left should be: What do they want? and How do we stop them?, but instead so much time was dedicated to sitting around chatting, I just feel it should’ve been a lot more action-packed than it was.

That said, when it did pick up, it was very fun to watch indeed. The Daleks and the Cybermen going back on forth was pretty cool to see, even if it was a bit cheesy, but watching The Doctor caught in the middle of it all trying to make sense of what is going on and how to stop them.

Then we get Rose’s farewell, and while I’m not the biggest fan of Rose, I still find that the entire final sequence to be so emotionally charged and truly heartbreaking. In a way, the fact that Rose didn’t die kind of made it more heartbreaking because she was totally fine, living her life on a parallel world, but completely trapped and unable to ever see the love of her life again. I also want to give a special mention to the music here because “Doomsday” is perhaps my favourite track ever from Doctor Who and it adds so much to the scene.

It’s a finale where The Doctor takes the back foot for the most of it, but I think that somewhat adds to it, because it makes everything feel very chaotic, building to a big climax before crashing down into an upsetting goodbye.

3 – School Reunion (Episode 3)

Bringing back a classic companion was always going to be a difficult thing to achieve, the change in the style of writing from classic and new who risked potentially betraying the character in this new incarnation. I haven’t seen the largest amount of classic Sarah Jane, but I’ve seen enough to know what kind of a character she was.

So School Reunion comes along, and not only keeps the character consistent but adds much more to their story. We see through Sarah Jane what happens when The Doctor leaves his companions, which was something the ended up being pretty important for the new series since, at the time this episode was broadcast, we were yet to say goodbye to any long term companions.

It shows us the kind of life she led because of what The Doctor gave her, he changed the view of the world and now she’s investigating possible alien incursions all over the place, so naturally, she was going to run into The Doctor again eventually. It touched on the “Curse of the Time Lord” a point that would eventually come full circle in series 4, about how hard it is for The Doctor to spend his whole life losing people.

Not only this but when we look towards the villain of the episode, we have the brilliant actor Antony Head. The scene in the pool is such a tense scene watching these two wonderful actors just talking to each other, we still didn’t have the most fully formed idea of Tennant’s character just yet, and this was a great way to show how well he could play a serious Doctor.

Overall it led to an episode that managed to hit pretty much all the right notes at the right time as it progressed, and it allowed Sarah Jane to exists in the Doctor Who universe for a great spin-off show.

2 – The  Girl in the Fireplace – (Episode 4)

The idea of The Doctor popping in and out of someone’s life, while someone else is forced to take the “slow road”, is something that Moffat would explore with companions at various points in later seasons, but this episode is unique in that aspect, as it tells the story entirely focused around a single person which we’re introduced to for the first time in this episode.

I find myself connecting with Renette a lot more than I do with most one-off characters because the episode doesn’t need to take time out to explain the character’s backstory to us, instead it shows us exactly who she is, how she thinks and what she wants. Not only that, but it doesn’t need to rely on flashbacks or dream sequences because it cleverly weaves her entire life into the story because realistically, she IS the story in this episode.

Focussing your entire episode around one character that we’ll only ever meet this once can be quite the risk because it means the entire episode hinges on how good the character is, but luckily it pays off here because Renette is brilliant. She saw everything to with this story (clockwork monsters and The Doctor) when she was a child and while she stored it in the back of her mind, she never let herself get obsessed by it, we can clearly see that she’s mentally strong enough to move on with her life, while accepting that every now and then The Doctor and monsters will appear in her life, and disappear just as fast.

Not only that, but when she’s confronted with the world that The Doctor lives in, she flat out rejects it, she’s strong enough to understand what’s being going on in her world, but she has her limits, and that little detail makes her feel so much more like a real person.

Then there’s the tragedy of the episode, where The Doctor constantly taking the fast road leads to him missing out and losing Renette to time. That moment when The Doctor realises he can go back, The Doctor asks for Renette to “wish him luck” and the absolute misery in her voice when she says “no” is so damn good because you just know that it’s the last time he’ll see her. It furthers the point that School Reunion made, but is able to show us instead of the tragedy of The Doctor’s life and how often he ends up losing people.

The mystery of the episode is also rather good, since it gives you just enough information to get you most of the way to understanding, but refuses to give you the final piece of the puzzle until the last second. For example, it’s clear pretty early on that what the monsters want from Renette clearly has something to do with her age, with the constant references to her “not being ready”, but it doesn’t let you know exactly why until we’re ready for the climax.

That side of the episode isn’t really what’s important – though it’s a nice bonus – because this episode is so focused on Renette as a character and absolutely nails it and is able to tell a story that I don’t think Doctor Who has done quite like this before or since.

1 – The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit
(Episodes 8 & 9)

Tension is something that I often think a lot of Doctor Who episodes lack. Sometimes that’s fine, in an episode that’s supposed to be about running all over the place trying to avoid monsters then it’s fine to have the focus be on the action, but every now and then an episode will take the idea of tension and use it to absolute perfection.

There are a lot of strings in this story that at first feel like they’re pulling episode in all sorts of different directions. There’s a planet circling a black hole but miraculously isn’t falling in; a slave race called the Ood who have one of the strangest introductions I’ve ever seen for a Doctor Who alien; the mystery of the crew drilling into the planet and what they’ll find there and an ancient language which seems to be possessing a guy. When you watch these episodes for the first time, it doesn’t really feel like any of these elements fit together very well, but this story is brilliant at slowly connecting the dots, at drawing these strings together in a way that makes sense, but isn’t predictable.

The story also goes to great lengths to make full use of the two episodes that it was given, there’s not a single scene in either of these two parts that is wasted, even in some of my favourite episodes there are scenes I’d quite happily cut, but everything is important in this two-parter. Not only that but each part has a very different feel. The Impossible Planet is slow and creeping, the mystery builds itself one scene at a time and doesn’t rush to give you any of the information, it’s a master of the tension I was referring to at the beginning, because the whole time it feels like things should be going wrong, but aside from one moment in the middle and right at the end, they never really do.

All that means is that when shit finally hits the fan, it feels huge and that’s what most of The Satan Pit is all about and yet it doesn’t lose that tension that the first episode built up. Most of the scenes are now action and chase scenes, but the way they designed the Ood as monsters means that the tension still runs high the whole time and it makes for such adrenaline fuelled viewing. Even watching it now, when I know what’s going to happen I still get caught up in the action of the moment as the group are crawling through vents to get away from the Ood, or as Danny stands there are stares down the Ood locked outside the control room, or best of all in that beautiful moment when The Doctor decides to unclip from his harness and blindly drop into the pit.

What gets me most about this story, is that once it’s all said and done, with the monster defeated and as many people saved as possible, The Doctor still doesn’t know what this creature is. He stood before it, spoke with it and even destroyed its mind before casting it into a black hole, but when Rose asks him what it was, he still doesn’t know, and just has to comfort himself with the fact that, whatever it was, they beat it. It’s a mystery that never gets solved, and honestly, it’s something I never want to be solved, because that total lack of knowledge of what this creature was is a huge part of what makes it so terrifying.

So there you have it! Those are my thoughts on every episode in Doctor Who series 2! Let me know what you think in the comments below, or on Twitter @10ryawoo. Come back next month for my rankings for the episodes of series 3, and check this space next week for my coverage of WWE Stomping Grounds!

WWE Super Showdown 2019: Every Match Ranked

Super Showdown is now in the books and well…yeah that was about what I was expecting it to be.

I normally like to put a positive spin on these intros, but I just can’t do it with this show. It started out decent enough but once it slowed down it just ground to a halt and caused a 7 car pile up. If I’m being honest I could just have the sentence “This was boring” for almost every entry and kick back with a job well done, but I’ll try to get more out of it than that.

Let’s rank ’em then, here’s what I thought of every match from WWE Super Showdown 2019.

10 – Randy Orton def. Triple H

Honestly, it’s impressive that this match – a match I had the lowest of expectations for – still managed to underwhelm me.

This was the longest match of the show at just over 25 minutes (more than 15 minutes longer than any other match on the show) and quite frankly it only needed to be about 5. All anyone wants to see from these big nostalgia matches is for the two guys to hit all their signature moves on one another, and one to get pinned, that’s literally all we care about. Instead, whoever’s producing these matches (probably Triple H himself) decides we need almost half an hour of two guys well past their prime doing basically nothing until right at the end they hit their big moves and one gets pinned.

I actually timed it, and from the moment the bell rings it takes a whole minute for them to even touch for the first time, then it’s another minute before anyone actually does a wrestling move, and that was pretty much the pattern for the whole match. Honestly, the moment the match was over, I could not tell you a single thing that happened during it other than the opening and the finish, which by the way was telegraphed so hard, I saw it coming about a minute before it actually happened.

It’s very rare that a wrestling match makes me this bored. Even during Triple H vs Batista this year (which I hated), I was never so bored that I actively wanted to stop paying attention and watch something else. I don’t want to sound like some whiney punk, but Triple H needs to get over himself and realise all we want to see him do is the cool signature moves…and I’ll admit I have a soft spot for the over the top entrances.

9 – Lars Sullivan def. The Lucha House Party via Disqualification
(3 on 1 Handicap)

Honestly, this match should thank every God anyone’s ever believed in its not last place.

Pretty much what makes me like this match more than HHH vs Orton is that A) It’s shorter and B) It didn’t move at the pace of a snail with arthritis. Once again, I went in with low expectations and was underwhelmed, the LHP guys put in the most meagre of offences against Lars, and quite honestly Lars barely did anything in return either other than standing there and looking cross.

While the finish made the whole thing seem like a huge waste of time, it was admittedly the smart thing for LHP to do, if they then didn’t undercut it by going back into the fray after making their quick exit. I hope this is the end of this (although I have a feeling it’s not) because both sides deserve something better.

8 – Braun Strowman def. Bobby Lashley

I’m not saying this match was predictable, but I was sitting there telling my friend what was going to happen before it happened.

A match like this between two big guys desperately needs to be more than stalemates and rest holds. It needs to be explosive, take Undertaker vs Batista from Wrestlemania 23 as an example, that’s what these guys need to do, just on a smaller scale. Instead, we got Strowman running around the ring like an idiot – because turning a 90-degree corner kills all your momentum, thus making you slower – and Lashley responded with offence that felt like it had no power behind it.

I really don’t have anything else to say here other than I never want to see this match again.

7 – Shane McMahon def. Roman Reigns

Oh for fu-

WWE, it’s ok, Shane Mcmahon can lose a match once in a while, just stop, please. I just don’t understand what kind of shit anyone was smoking when this match was booked because it doesn’t help anyone. If Reigns beats Drew, loses to Shane and then beats Drew in order to get revenge then all that does is make both Reigns and Drew look weak. Reigns looks weak because he couldn’t beat Shane and had to fight a guy he’s already beat instead, and Drew looks weak because Reigns beat him twice.

Outside of that, the match was boring too. Once again most of the spots were predictable and the ones that weren’t were mostly just rest holds. Like I said in my predictions, I had a secret thought that this match could rock, but that’ll teach me to have hope.

6 – The Undertaker def. Goldberg

Well, this was just depressing.

I’ll be honest, during the first half of this match, I was actually entertained. While the transitional stuff was pretty boring, I thought they were hitting all the right notes, just going for the big moves and hitting each other very hard in the middle, then the rest of it happened…

So first Undertaker hit a Tombstone and looked like he was about to drop Goldberg at any moment (luckily he didn’t), but things got worse from there as Goldberg got busted open from…something, and after a pretty good looking spear he went for a Jackhammer and oh boy. I don’t know if Undertaker was too heavy, or he hadn’t adjusted his weight right, but Goldberg couldn’t hold Taker up and almost dropped him directly on his head on the way down. Then it came to the finish, and the pair were going for the classic, “Tombstone gets countered into the other person’s Tombstone” spot and just as they were about to complete the rotation, Undertaker just drops Goldberg, Taker then didn’t even bother trying to do another one and instead just hit a crappy looking Chokeslam for the win.

I don’t blame them for the things went wrong in this match, and watching it makes me more worried for both of the guys in the ring than annoyed that the match was bad, but I’d be lying if I said it was any good.

5 – Mansoor wins the 50 Man Battle Royal

As much as it’s not what I would’ve done, I can’t really argue with this booking decision. For one thing, it popped the crowd something fierce, I wasn’t entirely sure if they’d know who he was but thankfully they definitely knew and he got the loudest reaction of the night when he won, but there’s just one thing that would ruin this win: If he wasn’t on TV regularly from now on. Raw, Smackdown, 205 Live or NXT, Mansoor needs to actually become a regular fixture of one of these shows now or this win will do nothing for him.

The rest of the battle royal was about as entertaining as you’d expect a pointless battle royal in an overcrowded ring to be. There were a couple of fun spots, and the action picked up a little once we got down to the last few men, but it was still nothing to write home about. At least someone will likely benefit from this, which is more than can be said about the ARMBAR.

4 – Kofi Kingston(c) def. Dolph Ziggler
(WWE Championship)

As much as I wasn’t too excited about this one in my predictions, I quietly hoped this one would be good, and it was, at least by this show’s standards.

This match wasn’t anything special, not by a long shot, and in fact, if it were on a regular episode of Smackdown it would probably still be characterised as mediocre, but thanks to the absolute sea of utter shite that came before it, I actually got a bit of enjoyment out of this one. Not much mind, but in the spots where the pace picked up I thought there was some good back and forth, unfortunately, there was a lot of Ziggler “wearing Kofi down” which is always extraordinarily dull.

The finish was also a tad confusing, I get Xavier was just getting revenge for what Ziggler did to him earlier on and I imagine that’s how they’ll justify it as a face move come Tuesday, but what really was the point in it? Was it just to set up Kofi vs Ziggler for Stomping Grounds? Because that seems hilariously redundant. What’s worse is a small thing like that opens up amazing opportunities for storylines between Xavier and Kofi, for example, Xavier could be so desperate to keep the train rolling that he’ll cheat in order to allow Kofi to retain, even against Kofi’s own wishes. WWE do this all the time, where they tease us with the possibility of something interesting, only to throw it away for something boring, so onto Stomping Grounds I guess.

3 – Finn Balor(c) def. Andrade
(Intercontinental Championship)

You know, if Triple H didn’t insist on needing 25 minutes for his matches, maybe this one could’ve been long enough to actually be awesome.

Of course, this match was at least somewhat enjoyable, these two could put on a good match in their sleep, but I really felt like this thing was hindered by a lack of time and a lack of urgency. The time thing is totally out of their hands of course, but a match like this really needed an extra 5 minutes or so of back and forth around the middle to really build to the kind of climax it was going for because the one we got fell flat a little.

I also didn’t help that the crowd seemed really uninterested in this one for some reason, despite it only being the 3rd match of the night, when Finn kicked out of Andrade’s finisher, I couldn’t believe how little reaction there was to it. It might be because this match was weirdly slow paced given the two guys involved, it just never really felt like it properly got going, even though most of the action was very solid. I guess maybe it’s the heat? Since commentary wouldn’t stop telling us how hot it was for some reason.

2 – The Usos def. The Revival
(Kickoff Show)

These kickoff show matches just keep getting better and better.

In an ironic twist, being on the kickoff show means that this match didn’t get saddled by being stupidly overbooked, and was allowed to just go out there and entertain the crowd with some simple wrestling; which on this show is a God-send. Unfortunately, it’s also the match I have the least to say about, because it was just a good wrestling match, plenty of back and forth action, a couple of exciting tags and reversals with a definitive finish, that’s really all there is to it.

1 – Seth Rollins(c) def. Baron Corbin
(Universal Championship)

And now, we pair something we always see (Seth Rollins in the best singles match of the night), with something I never thought we’d see (Baron Corbin in the best singles match of the night).

Admittedly, this is pretty much just the best match by default, but it’s still surprising to be talking about a Baron Corbin match in the number one slot. Maybe it’s because it was at the start of the show, but I really did find myself enjoying this one a decent amount. The pace was pretty quick and the tone seemed to be pretty light throughout and it told a decent, self-contained story in the match, that being the fact that Baron Corbin is too much of a prick for his own good.

Much like Corey said on commentary, Corbin has no-one to blame but himself for that loss, and it fits in so perfectly with his character that it was him trying to lord himself over officials and make himself seem more important than he is, is what caused him to lose that match; it allows him to whine and heelishly cry foul play without making Seth look weak.

Then there was the stuff that happened after the match (which doesn’t affect the rankings, but this is the only place I can talk about it) which wasn’t really what I was hoping for, but did wonders to keep Seth looking strong and keep the briefcase on Brock. I don’t know if this means we’re going to have a vengeful beast anytime soon, but it should make the eventual rematch between these two extremely heated.

So that’s it! That’s what I thought of every match from WWE Super Showdown and, in a sentence, it was crap, let’s hope Stomping Grounds can pick up where Money in the Bank left off later in the month. Until then let me know what you thought of the show on Twitter @10ryawoo and make sure you come back this time next week for my rankings of every episode in Doctor Who Series 2!

WWE Super Showdown 2019 Predictions & Analysis

So I’ve said a few times now so far this year that main roster WWE is yet to put on a bad Pay-Per-View…time for that to change.

I usually try to be as optimistic as possible when going into these predictions because at the end of the day, I never want any of these shows to be bad, but sometimes it’s an unavoidable truth that it will be. I don’t know this for certain of course, but Crown Jewel shattered any and all remaining faith I had that these Saudi Arabia shows could be anything fun to watch.

Once again, I’m not going to make any comments about the political controversy surrounding the Saudi Arabia & WWE deal because I don’t have the desire or the knowledge to get involved in that discussion, there’s just wrestling going on, on Friday and I’m here to predict the winners; so let’s do that.

The Usos vs The Revival
(Kickoff Show)

So this feud has had two phases throughout its time on our screens, there’s the “stupid shit Vince thinks is funny” phase and the “not on TV” phase, and it seems weird to have this blow off match amidst the latter. Either way, this could be a decent match if these two teams are given a little bit of freedom, and aren’t made to pretend their crotches are on fire or whatever bollocks Vince comes up with.

I also think it’s a pretty easy one to pick, The Revival beat The Usos on Raw a few weeks ago, so it only makes sense that The Usos pick up the win here. Not to mention, The Usos need to move up the card and win those titles ASAP, because the fact that the Raw Tag Titles have barely been on Main Event since Wrestlemania is an absolute disgrace.

The Lucha House Party vs Lars Sullivan
(3 on 1 Handicap)

We are gathered here today, to mourn the passing of The Lucha House Party.

Seriously, there’s no other way this goes down, Lars Sullivan is going to destroy these guys. LHP will probably get in a good few licks along the way, but it won’t take long for Sullivan to take out all three of them, probably simultaneously. I really don’t know what the future holds for Lars, it feels like we’ll likely get a Braun Strowman Lite rise, but I doubt it’ll have much staying-power while Strowman is still around. Not to mention how the fanbase at large despise Sullivan for many of his past online comments.

What I do know, however, is that Sullivan is walking out of this match with barely a scratch.

Braun Strowman vs Bobby Lashley

Welcome to the directionless section of the Pay-Per-View.

Has there been any reason for these two to fight? I know they’ve been interacting a bit since the match was announced, but were there any hints of animosity building between these two before it was randomly announced? I don’t see what any of the plans are for either of these men this summer apart from maybe fighting with each other over and over again until we all go and do something more fun, like jamming forks into our eyes.

This match might have one or two cool looking spots, especially if the match is given a more vicious tone of two big dudes who want to flatten each other, but other than that I’m really not expecting much at all from this one. Realistically it could go either way, but I think Braun Strowman is the more likely winner because everyone still loves watching Strowman flatten people and he hasn’t got any notable wins in a little while now.

Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon

Do you think the whole Crown Jewel thing was just a long plot so Roman can say he beat the best wrestler in the world?

Once again, if you’re having trouble picking a winner to this one, you must be new to wrestling, because there’s really only one way this could go. I know Elias and Drew could get involved and I wouldn’t be overly surprised if we got some kind of boring DQ finish were Roman gets beaten down only to trash everyone, but Shane is in desperate need of some comeuppance right now.

This is one of those matches where I’m not really expecting a great deal from it but could surprise me with how intense it ends up being; which describes almost all of Shane’s major matches to be perfectly honest. I feel pretty confident in saying Roman Reigns is going to win though and hopefully this will be a one and done.

50 Man Battle Royal

Anyone got a 50 sided coin I can flip?

I really don’t know what to say about this one, there’s been basically no build other than us being told it’s happening, it doesn’t even have a section on the WWE.com page for the show so clearly management doesn’t give a shit about it either.

50 men in one ring also seems like it’s going to be a pretty big clusterfuck. At least with a 50 Man Royal Rumble there are pacing and storytelling opportunities over the length of it, but with all 50 guys starting in the ring all at once? There’s barely going to be any room to move, let alone tell a story. It’ll probably get exciting once we get down to the last 6-8 guys, battle royals always do, but I’m not expecting a great deal of anything from this match.

Also basically anyone could win it, sure the Greatest Royal Rumble last year was won by a top guy in Strowman, but WWE could easily flip it to be a joke thing or even worse a lower mid-card thing that will never amount to anything, like the ARMBAR at Wrestlemania. So I’ve decided I’m breaking all the rules and going with what the betting odds are saying because I honestly don’t care about this match. Surprisingly they have Ali to win with 1/1 odds, so I guess that’s my pick.

Finn Balor(c) vs Andrade
(Intercontinental Championship)

Oh wow, a match that probably won’t suck!

Once again it falls to the Intercontinental Championship to give us a small ray of hope in an ocean of shit, I’m hoping for great things out of this match. Balor & Almas have a handful of great matches on Raw & Smackdown since Wrestlemania and it seemed in those like they were really getting to grips with the chemistry they had, so with any luck that will be on full display here and make for a refreshingly good match in the middle of what promises to be a boring ass show.

Unfortunately, I don’t see Andrade picking up the title here, as much as I want him too. Balor hasn’t had that long of a reign with the title yet and there are still tonnes of great opponents for him to fight for the title with on Smackdown and regardless of any of that, Finn’s going to be The Demon, so there’s no way he’s losing, Finn Balor is retaining.

Kofi Kingston(c) vs Dolph Ziggler
(WWE Championship)

Oh great, another boring heel Dolph Ziggler return this is gonna su- Wait, what do you mean he’s been cutting good promos and has been entertaining to watch? That can’t be right…*checks notes*…well I’ll be.

A month ago I would’ve groaned and rolled my eyes at the thought of this feud, but now I’ve watched it play out in front of me, I’m actually feeling alright about this match. The promos Ziggler has been cutting this month has been great stuff, probably because it’s based in some small level of genuine frustration he’s had at some point in his career and when you think about it, it’s entirely possible that Ziggler could’ve done the exact same thing as Kofi had things turned out differently.

I’m quietly hopeful that this match will be good but you can never quite tell when it comes to Dolph Ziggler, for every great Miz vs Ziggler match there’s a boring as hell Ambrose vs Ziggler match, so this could go either way. Plus there’s the possibility that we get some sort of non-finish to tide the feud over, which will put a huge black mark on the match no matter how good it is.

When Kofi won the WWE Title I was expecting to be constantly worried he was going to lose it in every defence. Like last month at Money in the Bank, I picked Kofi to win, but I wasn’t confident, however here I am pretty confident that Kofi Kingston is going to retain this time, because if there’s one person less likely to get the WWE Championship in 2019 than Kofi Kingston, it’s a heel Dolph Ziggler.

Seth Rollins(c) vs Baron Corbin
(Universal Championship)

Nothing fills 60,000 seats like a Baron Corbin world title match.

I suppose this was a match we were always going to end up getting at some point, so we may as well get it out of the way as early as possible. I don’t Baron Corbin like I do many other wrestlers like Bobby Lashley or Lars Sullivan, I think Corbin fills a necessary role on Raw and a lot of his promo work is actually quite good; his in-ring work however…leaves a lot to be desired.

As long as he doesn’t spend too much time on offence doing the standing still method of wrestling and “wearing him down” with weak ass rest holds for 5 minutes, there could be a pretty fun match in this; it is Seth Rollins we’re talking about after all, who can get 4 star matches out of damn near anyone.

I think if any match is likely to have a non-finish or DQ ending, it’ll be this one. Corbin is anything but a fair fighter and I would not be surprised at all if he got pissed off with not being able to win and did something dirty to end the fight prematurely. That said, there’s no way he’s picking up the title and be it by pinfall or DQ, Seth Rollins is winning this match.

Triple H vs Randy Orton

You know what I really wanted from this PPV? A repeat of one of the most boring Wrestlemania main events of the last 10 years, thankfully WWE has me covered with this match.

There really isn’t a great deal to say about this match, it’s not like it’s going to have any bearing on future events in WWE unless Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Jr are planning on returning any time soon. This match could be a fun watch if they just decide to go out there and have a fun match, but I’m not overly confident that’s going to happen. It’ll likely be that exact boring Triple H vs Randy Orton match you’re thinking of right now and no-one will be talking about it come Saturday.

As for a winner, I guess it could go either way. Triple H has been winning all of these recent nostalgia matches against Undertaker, Brothers of Destruction and Batista so I guess it makes sense for him to win here, but Randy Orton is still a semi-active competitor in WWE, so surely he should win instead? My gut says Triple H, but I’m going to ignore it just this once and say Randy Orton is winning.

The Undertaker vs Goldberg

Take the match that everyone’s wanted to see since Goldberg became a big star, add 20 years and a hip replacement to each man and here you have it.

If this match goes under 2 minutes it’ll be awesome, if it goes over it’ll suck. All this really needs is for these two guys to hit all their big moves on each other, and one of them to pin the other because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see, even the people who are really excited for this match. However, if this gets dragged out to 15 minutes it’s going to be awful, Goldberg can’t do long matches at the best of times, but add age and a battered Undertaker and you’ll end up with a match similar to the main event of Crown Jewel.

Does it really matter who wins? It’s not like either man is going to wrestle outside of these bi-annual Saudi Arabia shows – or occasionally a Wrestlemania – anymore, so does it actually matter for either man? Once again, I can make a case for both men, on the one hand, Goldberg is still somewhat fit and can likely go for a few more years than Taker can at this point, so he should win. On the flip side, it’s The Undertaker, so he should win, not to mention that this is technically another WWE vs WCW match, and the WCW guys can never win those, plus Undertaker hasn’t won a match in over a year, so I’m going with The Undertaker in this one.

Those are my predictions for WWE Super Showdown! Thank you so much for reading, a share would very much be appreciated, and let me know what you think is going to happen in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo, and make sure you come back this weekend for my review of the show!

Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield: Brand New Information!

So after a good few months of silence following the announcement of Pokemon Sword and Shield, we have our first batch of brand new information on the 8th generation of Pokemon. Nintendo live streamed a 15-minute feature today (watch here) on some of the brand new things you can expect from the games come November 15th.

It was a bit of a mixed bag, and there’s some stuff which I can see the Pokemon community at large rejecting, but honestly, there wasn’t a great deal for me to hate on here, let’s get into it.

New Pokemon

 

Ok, so let’s kick off with the thing you probably care the most about, the new Pokemon. This showcase revealed to us 7 of the new Pokemon from the Galar region, I’m going to take a look at them one by one and let you know what I think.

Wooloo: It’s a big fluffy sheep ball. I think it looks nice and cute, the tiny little horns on its head are a nice little touch (and hopefully means it will evolve). I think it does a good job of capturing the English vibe these games are going for and will fit seamlessly into the world.

Gossifleur: The more I look at this one, the more I like it. The two flowers on its head do a great job of looking like hair and work really well with the design of its face to give me a good sense of charm from it. I’m not entirely sure how it’s supposed to move with just a point to stand on, but we’ll see.

Eldegoss: The evolution of Gossifleur, it takes all of the things I like about Gossifleur and gets rid of them. It has its charms, the new face it’s got looks a little mischievous and the big ball on its head actually fits well with the rest of the design. My main problem is how all of the colours seem to have got dulled from Gossifleur and leaves Eldegoss just a little more boring to look at.

Drednaw: I don’t know if I’ll get more fond of it with time, but something about Drednaw’s design just doesn’t quite seem right to me. Something about the cylindrical shape of its head and the slightly strange colour scheme just make it look a bit like it doesn’t fit in the Pokemon world. I’m sure my opinion will evolve once I’ve seen more Pokemon from this region, but right now I’m not overly fond of Drednaw.

Corviknight: It’s a black, armoured raven with glowing red eyes and looks like it wants to kill me. I freaking love it. Every part of its armour is so brilliantly designed to fit the style of a raven of death and the whole thing just looks seamless, even down to the little covers of armour on its toes. This thing looks like it’ll rip you to shreds as soon as it looks at you and I love it.

Zacian: The first of the two cover legendaries, Zacian is the one for Sword, and while I think there was a better way to represent it than just sticking a sword in a dog’s mouth, I quick like the overall design of this one. The colour scheme really strikes me as beautiful here, especially with the lighter blue and red, with what looks like a crown on its head and golden wing-like things on it’s back, the whole design of Zacian seems so aerodynamic, like it’s evolved over time to have a body that allows it to move with the sword perfectly.

Zamazenta: First off, let’s take a second to appreciate how great that name is. Now looking at the rest of the design, I think I like this one too, although the pair of legendaries as a whole does have a problem. While I admittedly didn’t like it at first, now I’ve seen the official artwork, I actually quite like Zamazenta’s beard shield thing, and it shares many of the same qualities as to what draws me to Zacian so much. However, that brings me to the problem, which is that I just think the pair look too similar. Look at all the previous cover legendaries, all of them look so strikingly different where each one brings out different emotions in you, that’s the point of them, to be opposites, but here the colour scheme and body design just look so similar that it just doesn’t really fit with what the rest of the franchise has done. That said, individually, I do still like both Pokemon.

Dynamax Pokemon

And the award for most over the top name for a feature in a video game goes to…

So this generation’s battle gimmick (because since Mega Evolutions we just HAVE to have one apparently) is Dynamaxing, which is a fancy way of saying making your Pokemon flipping massive, increasing their power in the process. It’s stupid, absolutely bloody stupid, but I kind of love it for that reason. Yes, it’s a pointless gimmick that will never be seen again past Gen 8, just the same as Mega Evolution and Z-Moves, but seeing a 10-year-old kid have to grab a Pokeball bigger than their head and throw it only for a 50 foot tall Magikarp come out is a visual just too brilliant to hate.

Even the name “dynamaxing” is stupid, but stupid in an over the top, fun kind of way where you can’t help but smile at it. Given that it only lasts three turns it might have some interesting tactics behind it depending on what the specifics of “more powerful” are, but I don’t think it’s going to live up to Mega Evolution as a beloved feature.

The Wild Area

FINALLY!

A massive open area where Pokemon roam about the place, with a huge variety of terrain and direct camera control to wander about it. Perfect. One of the biggest cries has been for Pokemon to go “open world” and while I don’t think a full open world experience would work, this is a brilliant compromise.

Having vast open spaces between town and cities where there are Pokemon running around all over the place seems like a wonderful addition. Although we didn’t get anything confirmed just yet, it also looked like there were new ways to hunt down Pokemon in these wild areas, with the video showing trainers sneaking around, whistling into the grass and chasing down certain Pokemon, there could be a huge variety of stuff to do in these areas.

Gyms Return & Main Characters Revealed

Lumping these two together because there’s not a great deal to say about them.

As most of us expected Gyms will be making a return in Sword & Shield, and we got to take a look at what they will be like. Disappointingly, it seems they may be going more down the anime root of just a big open battlefield where you challenge the Gym leader, hopefully, this isn’t the case and we get puzzles and challenges like we used to, but there was no indication of that here. A nice little touch is also the fact that not only is every Gym a stadium packed with supporters, but it’s also being filmed on TV. I doubt it’ll have any impact on the actual gameplay, but it’s nice that a little touch that I felt was missing for so long is finally being added.

We were also introduced to all of our favourite trope characters. Firstly we have the champion Leon, who looks a bit like a teacher that’s trying too hard to be cool, but honestly, any champion that isn’t named “Arthur” and wearing a suit of armour is fine by me. Then there’s your friendly rival Hop, admittedly it didn’t specify “friendly” in the trailer, but the few interactions that were shown between Hop and the main character seem like they were friends, which is fine, I don’t mind the rival being friendly, but it would be nice to see the trend bucked for once.

Then there’s the Professor, who this time is a lovely old lady named Magnolia, personally, I hope they make her a sharp and slightly bitter lady because I think it would be funnier and also it would bounce really well off of the assistant Sonia, who looks much warmer and welcoming.

Release Date: November 15th 2019

Pretty much what we all expected, but it’s nice to have it in writing.

So that’s that! There are all my thoughts on the new information we received today about Pokemon Sword & Shield! Let me know what you think of the info, and what your hopes are for more features to be revealed in the future in either the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo. Stay tuned tomorrow for my WWE Super Showdown predictions!