NXT Takeover: WarGames III: Every Match Ranked

So that’s another NXT Takeover in the bag! As always, it was a great show with some fantastic wrestling, but it felt a little weird compared to other Takeovers. The pacing of the show was a bit off, which is probably due to having two WarGames matches so it meant that the two pure wrestling matches in the middle got a little buried. It seemed to me like the crowd was noticeably quieter than usual for the non-WarGames matches, so I think in future, having two of that match on a single show might be a bit much.

That said, the show was still a quality night of wrestling, so let’s not waste any more time and get to talking about it!

5 – Angel Garza def. Isaiah “Swerve” Scott
(Kickoff Show)

Despite the fact I’ve been making an effort to watch NXT TV (almost) every week, both of these are guys who have managed to largely slip under my radar. I know who Isaiah was, but I didn’t know much about his wrestling ability and I didn’t even know what Angel Garza looked like until he showed up to wrestle here.

So as it stands, this was a good first impression for me of both of these guys. Like most people from the Performance Center, I thought they had great chemistry, carried the time they got really well and I felt that if they had the opportunity, then they could’ve carried another 10 minutes or so without breaking much of a sweat. Unfortunately, it was still a pre-show match which meant that it didn’t get the time it needed to be a truly excellent match – hence it’s placement in last – but that shouldn’t take away anything from how enjoyable this was to watch.

4 – Rhea Ripley & Candice LaRae def. Shayna Baszler & Io Shirai & Bianca Belair & Kay Lee Ray
(WarGames)

A lot was going on in this match.

First off, there was Dakota Kai’s sudden insertion into the match and subsequent heel turn, which was great, but also not in some ways. For one thing, the turn itself was really obvious, so obvious in fact, that I convinced myself there’s no way it could happen because it was just too damn obvious. That said, I’m glad to see that Dakota Kai is finally getting a sense of character to her, because until now she’s been a very generic babyface that’s a good wrestler, which is great, but not very interesting compared to the character-filled roster that is the NXT Women’s division and it should help boost Tegan Nox’s stock as a face going forward. My only worry is that being a heel not named Shayna Baszler in the NXT Women’s division right now generally means you’ve got somewhat of a low ceiling for your character because you can’t exactly challenge for the title.

Speaking of character development though, if you had told me earlier this year that Rhea Ripley, a woman who felt so damn natural as a heel would become the coolest and most believable face woman in NXT I never would’ve believed it, but here we are. Since showing up and getting in Baszler’s face, she’s been pretty good as a babyface but this match put that stock through the roof, I found it so easy to root for her throughout this whole thing and her general demeanour gives off these really cool vibes that I can totally get behind.

The match itself was ok. I felt that the earlier segments weren’t carried as well as they probably could’ve and even once the pace built up, it ground to a halt when every woman in the ring had to spend about 5 minutes staring at what Dakota Kai was doing. However, once that was over and done with, it recovered quite nicely, the huge spots weren’t there, but I think that just let the women be a bit more creative with their offence and I absolutely loved the finish.

The multiple high spots just before it were a great way to make things at a fever pitch going into the finish and having Rhea Ripley outsmart the wrestler who has been consistently presented as the most intelligent wrestler in all of WWE was fantastic. I love the way Rhea basically just called Shayna’s bluff and used the handcuffs – something Shayna intended to hamper Rhea – as the key to her victory; it was such a clever finish and only added to what I talked about regarding Rhea’s face persona. When Shayna & Rhea inevitably have their singles feud, I want more of this.

3 – Finn Balor def. Matt Riddle

Wow, Finn Balor’s actually a great heel wrestler, who knew?…hmm? Everyone who ever saw him wrestle in Japan? Oh, well alright then.

This match was pretty much what I expected it to be, it was two high-quality, pure wrestlers doing some high-quality pure wrestling. The match was perhaps a little slow in pace that I would’ve liked, but it served to give everything a greater impact, which I think is quite important to Riddle’s style of offence.

This whole thing was more or less Balor re-establishing himself as the brilliant wrestler that he is, which is something that I think was sorely needed after the problematic time he had on the main roster. In that area, I think it was a success, watching Balor in this match felt refreshing and it felt like he was a new character, unlike the past year or so on Raw & Smackdown where he’s not felt the least bit important.

This won’t go down as one of the greatest one on one matches in Takeover history by any stretch, but this was a match that had a specific goal that it needed to accomplish and that’s exactly what it did.

2 – Pete Dunne def. Killian Dain & Damian Priest
(Winner gets an NXT Championship match at Survivor Series)

Well, this match had a bit of everything.

This match definitely went on a bit of a journey it started out kind of slow (not counting the opening burst of kicks) which I would normally say was a bad thing, but in this case, I think it was necessary. Even though this was only the second match on the show, the crowd were a tad tired following the opening WarGames match and it seemed like this match had been structured with the specific intention of slowly ramping things up in order to bring the crowd back into it and ensure they weren’t dead for the rest of the show. Whether that’s true or not, it’s definitely what happened.

Other than that, this was a really well balanced Triple Threat match, it felt a bit like Dunne was carrying the thing at some points, mostly down to the fact that he was almost one of the two men active in the ring, but both Priest and Dain got ample chances to show their stuff and I’m excited to see more of their stuff going forward, especially Dain.

You could argue that Dian or Priest winning would’ve been better in the long run, since both of them are trying to either establish or re-establish themselves, however in the short term, Pete Dunne vs Adam Cole is 100% the right match for Survivor Series, that match is going to be killer.

1 – Tommaso Ciampa & Keith Lee & Dominick Dijakovic & Kevin Owens def. The Undisputed Era
(WarGames)

The NXT Wargames matches have always had a really nice balance between ridiculous high-spots and a fast pace with a high work rate and this match was a good example of that. This match made sure to not let the pace slow down early on, a feeling that was definitely helped with Ciampa being the first man in the ring and each additional wrestler felt like it only added to the feeling of slowing increasing chaos.

I was worried going into this that Undisputed Era was going to come out of this looking a little weak ahead of Survivor Series if they lost here, however, past-me is an idiot and doesn’t understand how WarGames works. I forgot how much you get the feeling that every wrestler in the match has gone through hell by the time you get to the end, so a loss inside of it doesn’t make anyone look weak in the long-run.

Kevin Owens being the 4th man was such an awesome surprise. I know a lot of people were predicting it, but I didn’t think it was going to happen. This show has been a great look into how people moving across from Raw or Smackdown to NXT is going to really help everyone involved. Not only that, but this has now created a bunch of questions for tomorrow night at Survivor Series, as Kevin Owens is officially a member of Team Raw, so now there’s a whole world of possibilities in terms of what he could do.

The action in the final segment of this match was top-notch, I got the feeling that both teams were trying to go for as high-impact stuff as possible to end things quickly, it added a sense of urgency that was quite lacking from the women’s WarGames match earlier in the night. This made for a fun finish where every member of Undisputed Era went through tables, including, ending with Adam Cole being dropped through two tables off of the top of the cell by Ciampa.

It struck the right balance between spectacle and wrestling, the surprise entrant hit the mark and the action as a whole was really fun to watch the whole way through, that’s about all I could ask for from a match like this.

And that’s it! Those were my thoughts on NXT Takeover: WarGames III! Thank you very much for taking the time to read this review, please let me know what you thought of the show either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo! Finally, make sure to come back tomorrow, where we’ll be capping off this weekend of wrestling with a review of Survivor Series!

WWE Survivor Series 2019: Predictions & Analysis

As the end of the year draws near, WWE brings us another annual Survivor Series, a PPV which – for the last couple of years at least – has always been much better than it has any right to be. This year looks to be no different as there are already several matches on this show which have match of the year potential in my eyes.

Adding NXT to the mix was a stroke of genius as not only did it make TV for this month more exciting, but it finally put stock to everything WWE’s been saying this past couple of months about NXT no longer being “developmental” and being on-par with Raw & Smackdown. In addition to this, they’ve abandoned the idea of every match on the show having to be a brand vs brand match, which means there’s a couple of juicy looking title matches for us to get excited about as well.

All this means that there isn’t really a match on this show where I’m entirely certain about the winner, so let’s dig right into the predictions!

The Viking Raiders vs The New Day vs The Undisputed Era
(Raw vs Smackdown vs NXT)

Straight out of the gate with the exciting matches.

So here we’ve got two teams that have already put on a couple of brilliant matches in NXT with Viking Raiders and Undisputed Era and then you add in one of the most consistently brilliant teams of the past decade in WWE with The New Day, how could you possibly not be excited about this match? These are three teams who know everything there is to know about having great tag team matches, my only real fear here is that there’s a chance it could get it’s time cut a little bit given some of the other matches on this show that are likely to go long.

If The Viking Raiders had won the world cup at Crown Jewel, then I would’ve picked them to continue their winning streak here, but since they now have that loss under their belt, that aura of indestructibility they had has faded a lot, especially when you consider that the Raw Tag Titles are the biggest afterthought in all of WWE right now. This leaves us with The Undisputed Era and The New Day and while I think it’s entirely possible The New Day will notch a win here, I’m going with The Undisputed Era to pick up the victory, as I feel like they have the most to lose here, in addition to the fact that I think this match will open the show, so an NXT win straight out of the gate will go a long way to shaking things up for the rest of the night.

AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Roderick Strong
(Raw vs Smackdown vs NXT)

Once again, there’s precisely 0% chance this match won’t be great, these are three of the best pure wrestlers in the world right now, even WWE will struggle to mess this one up.

Styles & Nakamura have proved time after time that they can put on solid matches with each other, so you throw in a guy like Roderick Strong, who can easily keep pace with the two of them and wrestle the exact kind of style they can and you’ve got yourself a winning formula. Then there are the standard benefits that a triple threat match provides, with the pace constantly being at a fever pitch, this should essentially be the awesome Cruiserweight Championship triple threat matches we’ve been getting all year, but turned up to eleven.

This is the only match on this show where I feel fairly confident in saying that I don’t think NXT will win. I don’t think that’s any kind of reflection on Strong, but NXT need to take a couple of losses on the night and I think Strong losing this match here will matter the least in the grand scheme of things. In fact, I can honestly say I’m pretty damn confident in picking AJ Styles to win this one. WWE has been extremely high on Styles for a good couple of years now and the past couple of months have shown that enthusiasm isn’t dying down any time soon, so a strong win for the guy here feel like the obvious choice.

Team Raw vs Team Smackdown vs Team NXT
(Women’s 5 on 5 on 5 Elimination Tag)

This is a lot of wrestlers…

The main problem I always have with Survivor Series elimination matches is how inept and weak it makes some of the wrestlers look. For the wrestlers who last in the matches for a long time, it’s great, but for the wrestlers who get eliminated in the first 10 or so minutes, it’s horrible. Generally, the first half of these matches are some very basic chain wrestling, followed by 3 or 4 wrestlers getting pinned to a single signature after about 2 minutes of time in the ring, sometimes not even that. So with 15 wrestlers in the mix instead of just 10, I can only expect this problem to be even worse.

That said, once the early eliminations are out of the way the action tends to pick up quite significantly and I almost always have a lot of fun watching the latter halves of these matches. In addition to this, there’s some great opportunities here to have some really intense confrontations between people we’ve never got a chance to see go at it, like Rhea Ripley & Nikki Cross, or Candice LaRae & Charlotte Flair, or Io Sharai & literally anyone.  The confrontation last night’s Smackdown implied that NXT’s team would be Rhea Ripley, Mia Yim, Candice LaRae, Tegan Nox & Toni Storm, but WWE has only officially announced Ripley as a participant, with the rest “TBD”, which almost certainly means they haven’t made their minds up yet whether they’ll include heels like Io or Belair yet.

This factor does make things a little harder to predict, however, I don’t think Team NXT will win this one regardless since most of them will be beaten down from WarGames the night before, but in a more general sense I think there are people on the other teams that need the wins more right now. As for the other two teams I’m quite torn. Team Smackdown has Sasha Banks who, after losing HER feud to Becky could really do with a win and Nikki Cross, who is being built up a bit more as a singles star. That said, Team Raw has Charlotte Flair, and it’s hard to bet against Charlotte Flair. When you consider this alongside the fact that the tensions between Nikki & Sasha have been played up significantly, I think everything points towards Team Raw coming out on top, most likely with Charlotte & Natalya being the survivors.

Team Raw vs Team Smackdown vs Team NXT
(Men’s 5 on 5 on 5 Elimination Tag)

I mean, if we’re looking at this from a purely kayfabe standpoint, Team Raw should walk this one.

Once again, this is a match that suffers from the WarGames problem, as they can’t announce anyone for Team NXT as there’s a good chance one or more people could get messed up by WarGames. That said, assuming no-one gets injured I’d say that Saturday’s Team Ciampa, with an added Matt Riddle seems like a pretty solid bet to me. In terms of how good I think the match is going to be, you can pretty much just copy/paste what I said about the women’s match, it’ll start off kind of boring, but become really fun by the end.

I’m struggling to determine who I think is going to win this one. My gut says that it’s definitely not going to be Team Raw, but I don’t really have any logic for that, other than they don’t exactly have anything to lose from a business standpoint. Smackdown has only just moved to FOX and I’m sure WWE would like to please FOX by making their show look like it’s better than both of USA’s shows, but at the same time, such a big deal has been made out of NXT invading and showing that they’re just as good as the other two brands that a loss here could be very damaging; and I’m sure WWE wants to do everything they can to make sure their ratings victory over AEW Dynamite on Wednesday isn’t a one-off.

I’m going to go with Team NXT to take this win, but just know that I’m not very confident in that pick at all.

Becky Lynch vs Bayley vs Shayna Baszler
(Raw vs Smackdown vs NXT)

I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this has all the potential in the world to be the match of the year. Let’s take a look at what we’ve got here. We’ve got a woman whose been the biggest star in the whole industry for the past year in Becky Lynch; A fantastic wrestler whose character has recently gotten a new burst of life in Bayley; and one of the best heel wrestlers on the planet right now in Shayna Baszler. This match is going to tear all the houses down.

These three women have dominated their respective brands for the majority of the year so this match really feels like it’s a clash of the titans. I’m expecting tonnes of exciting action all the way through this with all three competitors getting plenty of licks in and hopefully, this will get plenty of time to do it all.

This brings us to the matter of who wins because I can honestly make a pretty solid case for all three women. There’s Bayley, who hasn’t had a big opportunity to show her stuff since turning heel and for the past month, she’s been somewhat undercut by Baszler showing up, so a win here would do her the world of good. Then there’s Baszler, who is currently amidst a long-running streak of dominance that’s become the focal point of every NXT Women’s storyline, so having her lose here would certainly do significant damage to that in the short-term. Finally, there’s Becky Lynch, who’s still the biggest star in WWE, so her winning would be no surprise.

Ultimately, Becky is never going to be damaged by a loss, especially one where she probably won’t take the fall. As much as it’d suck to see Baszler lose, she’s been made out as being such a huge deal on Raw & Smackdown this past month that as long as she gets a strong showing, her losing won’t be the end of the world. Which is why I’m picking Bayley. The fact that Shayna & Becky have been treating her as an afterthought is something that’s been played up a fair bit for this whole build and I think that will be the deciding factor, allowing Bayley to sneak in at the right moment and pick up the win.

Adam Coles(c) vs TBD
(NXT Championship)

This is a fantastic decision.

For the past couple of months, we’ve heard so much from WWE about how NXT is now the equal “3rd brand” but there hasn’t been much but empty words behind it until this point. I’m very glad that Cole didn’t just get shoved in the elimination tag match and more importantly, the NXT title is being treated just as important as the other two world titles, getting it’s own featured match between two of the brand’s top stars.

While Cole could end up facing any of the three men in the triple threat match, I think it’ll probably be Pete Dunne, partly because he’s that perfect mix between someone the fans might’ve heard of, but isn’t an already established wrestler on the main roster like Killian Dain is. On top of that, I think Cole vs Dunne will be a brilliant match, even if it doesn’t get as much time as it would on a Takeover.

That said, I can’t see the title changing hands on this show. Dain & Priest definitely won’t pick up the NXT title anytime soon and while I could see Dunne potentially getting a run with the strap I highly doubt it’ll happen this soon after his mammoth UK Championship reign. Not to mention that WWE has absolutely been pushing Adam Cole & The Undisputed Era as the featured NXT stars of this whole “invasion” angle, so I’m pretty confident in picking Adam Cole for this one.

Brock Lesnar(c) vs Rey Mysterio
(WWE Championship)
(No Holds Barred)

In a strange twist, Survivor Series has become a show where we can consistently expect one thing: great Brock Lesnar matches. His matches against AJ Styles in 2017 and against Daniel Bryan in 2018 were both fantastic lengthy wrestling matches and while his 2016 match against Goldberg wasn’t a clinic it certainly blew us all away. So as we sit here in 2019, Lesnar has a title match against none other than Rey Mysterio, a wrestler who wrestles a similar, small-guy, fast-paced style to Styles & Bryan and has shown absolutely no signs of slowing down with age.

Lesnar always works best when he’s fighting guys significantly smaller than him and they don’t get much smaller than Mysterio, not to mention that these two also worked together a couple of times during Lesnar’s first run in WWE in 2002-2004, so there’s tonnes of potential here for something really great to come out of this.

This is one of the two matches on this show that I’m pretty confident about picking a winner for. While it’s true that Lesnar is no longer the indestructible monster he once was, I don’t see Mysterio picking up the WWE title any time soon. I’ve no idea what the end-game is for Lesnar in this title reign, but the fact remains that he’s still where the money is and it makes sense for him to hold on to this title until at least Wrestlemania. Although I wouldn’t consider it a major shock for Mysterio to win this one, I’m sticking to old reliable and picking Brock Lesnar to retain.

The Fiend Bray Wyatt(c) vs Daniel Bryan
(Universal Championship)

Yes!

I’ve never got much of a chance to talk about it, but one of my favourite matches from this past decade was Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt at Royal Rumble 2014, it was the match that made me realise how brilliant of a wrestler Bray Wyatt really was and I’m so excited that we get to see it again, only this time for a world title and with Bray’s extremely exciting new character and style.

It’s going to be really interesting to see how The Fiend’s style meshes with Bryan’s because on the surface, it doesn’t seem like they should; but if anyone can make it work, it’s the man I constantly herald as the best wrestler in the world today. The main feeling I’ve got from all of The Fiend’s matches so far is that they’re something “different”, sometimes that’s good, sometimes that’s bad, but it’s always a really interesting thing to watch unfold.

That said, as much as I think the match will be great, I’m entirely confident in saying The Fiend Bray Wyatt will walk away as the champion. There’s a chance that this will be a non-finish so the feud can run longer, probably to a TLC match next month, but there isn’t a chance in hell that The Fiend is losing that Universal title anytime soon.

So there you have it! Those are my predictions for Survivor Series 2019, thank you very much for taking the time to read this article, please let me know what you think will happen on Sunday either on Twitter @10ryawoo or in the comments below! Finally, make sure to come back tomorrow for my review of NXT Takeover: WarGames III!

NXT Takeover: WarGames III: Predictions & Analysis

Man, it feels like forever since we’ve had one of these.

Survivor Series has come which, potentially for the last time ever, we’ve got ourselves a classic NXT Takeover! It’s no secret that Takeovers are my favourite wrestling shows in the world right now and while I’m not the biggest fan of WarGames, they’re always chaotic and fun matches, so I’m not going to complain.

The circumstances surrounding this show are a little odd since almost everyone that’s wrestling on this show is also wrestling the next night on Survivor Series, so it does make me wonder if things are going to be played a bit safer, especially when it comes to the WarGames matches.

NOTE: Just a quick bit of admin, but I’m going to have to change the days these predictions get released. Since Smackdown now airs at 1AM on Saturday in the UK, I’m going to push back the Takeover predictions to Fridays and the main roster predictions to Saturday. Hopefully, I’ll still be able to get the Takeover review up on Sunday, but it might move to Tuesday if I don’t have the time.

Still, let’s go ahead and predict the winners!

Damian Priest vs Pete Dunne vs Killian Dain
(Winner faces Adam Cole for the NXT Championship at Survivor Series)

This match is a little bit of an odd one, especially by Takeover standards.

This feud is one that’s had a very simple build by NXT standards, with Dunne & Preist trading victories on Wednesday nights and Dain forcibly inserting himself into situations at every opportunity. I think this whole show suffers from being at the whims of whatever Vince McMahon suddenly decides what he wants for Survivor Series. NXT has always had a feeling that stories were planned out at least a bit in advance, but now what happens at this show has to directly impact whatever Vince wants for Sunday.

That I said, I don’t think there’s any doubt that this will be a great match. The one on one matches that Dunne and Priest have had with each other this month have been great across the board, so adding in a big guy like Dain will only make things more exciting. Dain specifically is someone who spent a couple years on Raw & Smackdown getting no opportunities to anything noteworthy, so I’m hoping this will be when he reminds the fanbase at large that he’s a brilliant wrestler that can keep pace and match quality with NXT’s finest.

If there were no additional stipulation to this match, I would almost certainly pick Dain to win, but with the added twist that the winner of this match gets an NXT title match on Sunday (a twist I’m overjoyed about) things have to be looked at slightly differently. Ultimately, I have to look at it from the perspective of “Who will showcase the best of what NXT has to offer on a big stage?” to which the answer is 100%, Pete Dunne. Damian Priest is a fantastic wrestler, but he still needs time to establish himself as a force in NXT and the Raw & Smackdown fanbase already know Killian Dain and associate him with a jobber-level tag team that never did anything of note. On top of that Cole vs Dunne is a match I’ve desperately wanted for ages so to see it at Survivor Series should be awesome.

Matt Riddle vs Finn Balor

So this is a case of unfortunate circumstances (in this case, Johnny Gargano’s injury) taking something potentially awesome away from us, but in all honestly, I think this has just as much potential behind it.

Even during his initial run in NXT, I felt that Finn Balor never had a truly great match. He had plenty of extremely good ones, don’t get me wrong, but he never had an “above-and-beyond” kind of match that we’ve come to see from NXT in the years since. That said, I think this has all the potential in the world to be that match for Balor.

Riddle has such a unique in-ring style that it always forces his opponents to step up their game to match him, occasionally this results in a match that doesn’t quite click, but with a top-level wrestler like Balor, it should elevate the match into something special. Since the story for this match was built around Balor & Gargano, it’s a little hard to use story reasons to justify either result. Riddle suffers a little in NXT from being someone who can seemingly take loses without having it hurt his stock in any way and I don’t think it would be a good idea to have Balor lose his first big feud since returning, so I’m picking Finn Balor to come away from this one with the win.

Tommaso Ciampa & Keith Lee & Dominick Dijakovic & TBD vs The Undisputed Era
(WarGames)

This match feels really thrown together.

I know that all WarGames matches are a bit like that purely through virtue of the number of people needed in the match, but there’s usually at least some level of storyline cohesion between the participants on the teams. I’m not referring to The Undisputed Era to be clear, because Team Ciampa seems the epitome of “people who didn’t have anything else to do”.

While I’m totally fine with Ciampa gunning for The Undisputed Era at every turn, I do find it a little weird that a lone-wolf character like him is suddenly fine with working with three other guys, none of whom are named Johnny Gargano. Keith Lee backed up Ciampa once for…shits and giggles? So now they’re best friends and Dijakovic is also there for no real reason other than to fill out the numbers. Finally, there’s the mystery 4th man.

There’s plenty of theories going around as to who it could be, but I honestly don’t think it’s going to be any kind of huge shock since Riddle was originally supposed to be in that spot before Gargano got injured so it’s not like there’s some grand plan behind it. The most popular theory right now is that it will be someone from Raw or Smackdown who will turn traitor and join NXT, Kevin Owens being the prime candidate, but I think a twist like that will be on Survivor Series itself, not this show. Looking through the NXT roster, Isaiah “Swerve” Scott seems the most likely candidate, since he’s been in a couple of tag matches with some of the guys on Team Ciampa this past month, but that’s about it.

As for a winner, I don’t know, because this honestly feels like a lose-lose situation to me. At the time of release, NXT’s team for the 5 on 5 on 5 match hasn’t been announced, but I think it’s extremely likely that at the three men currently announced for Team Ciampa will be on it, so either you have UE look weak going into their champion vs champion matches, or have the elimination matches’ team look weak.

Combine that with the fact that the people in this match will have to play it slightly safer than usual so they’re not messed up for Survivor Series the next night and it really seems like this show should’ve been moved to mid-December or something because the current situation hasn’t done anyone any favours. I’m going to go with what fits NXT’s stories best for the time being and say Team Ciampa will win so Ciampa can stake a claim for Cole’s title in the coming months.

Rhea Ripley & Tegan Nox & Candice LaRae & Mia Yim vs Shayna Baszler & Bianca Belair & Io Shirai & Kay Lee Ray
(WarGames)

So you know all of the complaints I made about the men’s WarGames match, pretty much ditto for this.

The difference here is that I have more confidence that this will be a damn good match regardless of the circumstances. This is partly because I think all of the wrestlers involved in this match are brilliant, but also because whenever we get one of these “first-ever” women’s matches the wrestlers involved go all out to make sure it’s something memorable and that goes double for NXT.

Besides this, there’s a much greater sense of story to this match, the Ripley/Baszler feud is one that’s been simmering for a while now and this is a great stepping stone on the path to their eventual one-on-one match. It also works great as the ending point for the Candice/Io feud, after having two excellent matches, this feels like a good way to top it off, especially when you consider that Io’s initial turn happened in a Steel Cage. Admittedly it is a little weird that Io & Belair are teaming Baszler when you consider that they’ve pretty much exclusively been enemies in the past, but I’m slightly more forgiving of that fact here because it serves the greater story well.

I’m torn when it comes to picking a winner, much for the same reasons as I was for the men’s match, except in this instance, I think women from both sides will be in the elimination matches on Sunday. So once again, I’m going to go with what serves NXT’s stories better and say Team Ripley wins this one because otherwise, Ripley doesn’t have much of a claim for a shot at Baszler’s title going forward.

And there you have it! Those are my thoughts on NXT Takeover: Wargames III, thank you very much for taking the time to read this article, let me know what you think is going to happen either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo! Finally, make sure to come back tomorrow for my Survivor Series predictions!

Every Cover Legnedary Pokemon Ranked

With Pokemon Sword & Pokemon Shield just 6 days away from release, it’s fair to say that I’m pretty damn excited. Thanks to Game Freak keeping their cards relatively close to their chest this year and my painstaking effort to avoid any and all leaks like the plague, I’m going into the game this year not really knowing what to expect outside of what I’ve already seen (which is all stuff I like).

One of the main draws for new Pokemon games is the Pokemon that are designed to literally sell the games to you, the cover legendaries. These Pokemon are the ones that sit on the cover of the game (usually the feature legendary of the game) and will often have a pretty heavy hand in the marketing of the game and deciding which version people buy; unless you’re a nerd like me who always buys both.

However, in a franchise with coming up on 1000 different creatures, some were never going to capture my attention in the same way others were, so here’s my ranking of every cover legendary Pokemon.

NOTE: A couple of caveats before we begin. Firstly, the Kanto starters aren’t on this list because, although they have been on game covers, they’re not legendary Pokemon and secondly, Zyguard isn’t on this list because, although it is part of the main Kalos trio, it never made it onto a game cover for whatever reason. Finally – and this one is important – as I mentioned above, I haven’t seen any of the leaks that have come out in the past week or so, so if I say something speculative about Sword & Shield that one of these leaks has already confirmed PLEASE DON’T TELL ME because I want to go into these games as blind as possible.

Finally, if you want more Pokemon content from me, then check out my rankings of every Pokemon generation so far!

With that out of the way, onto the list.

17 – Kyurem

So there’s a couple of things that contribute to Kyurem coming in last, first is the design. Visually, I don’t think Kyurem is anything interesting to look at. There are cool elements with the jagged icicle shaped body, but that is pretty overwhelmed by the copious amount of grey that covers its whole body. I understand that it’s thematically appropriate but that doesn’t stop it being a boring colour.

Then there are the hybrid forms which admittedly improve Kyurem’s look and I like the idea of it mechanically, unfortunately, I think that both alternate forms look worse than Reshiram and Zekrom respectively so I can’t see it as much of a positive. Then there’s the fact that, for many years, Black 2 & White 2 were the only main-series games that I hadn’t played (I only bought and played a copy for the first time a month ago) so I’ve not had much of a chance to have any real experiences with Kyurem outside of Black & White’s post-game.

Kyurem has some cool points, but ultimately whenever I look at it, I can’t help but feel underwhelmed.

16 – Reshiram

Ok, I should probably mention at this point that I like Gen 5, I honestly do, but the cover legendaries were really weak.

The colour scheme can fit the theme all they like, but the fact of the matter is, one matted colour is boring, especially when it’s just white. Reshiram’s general look has a nice majestic streak to it, I think the wings could be a bit smoother but I like the overall look and I especially like the tuft of…is it hair? on the back on its head that looks like a trail of smoke. Unfortunately, the colouring pulls it down a lot for me.

On top of that, there are the feet which really don’t seem like they fit in with the rest of the design. The point of the gen 5 legendary duo is that they’re supposed to be opposed to each other, with Reshiram having a smoother, more elegant design, but the feet really jagged and seem out of place compared the rest of the Pokemon.

There’s a lot to like about Reshiram, but I just can’t get past the boring colour scheme and general lack of cohesion in the style on its body, it would only take a few minor tweaks and I really think this could’ve been a great design.

15 – Necrozma

Necrosma suffers from many of the same problems that I’ve mentioned already in the previous two entries, but there’s a couple of features that go a long way to redeeming Necrozma in my eyes.

First of all, there’s the fact of just how unbelievably different Necrozma looks compared to every other legendary Pokemon. The whole point of Necrozma is that it’s quite literally from another plane of existence, it was sealed away in Ultra Space for so long that looking at it is so very alien without being overbearing about it. Then there’s it’s Ultra form, which looks like an absolute monster, honestly, if I’d ranked Ultra Necrozma separately, it’d be near the top I can tell you that.

That said, it still suffers largely from the single colour problem that I’ve already expressed my distaste for and I’m not the biggest fan of its hybrid forms with Lunala & Solgaleo as, much like with Kyurem, I think they look worse than their original forms. I didn’t think these problems would drag it down as much as it did because I still really like Necrozma, but when I compared it to all the other legendaries, it just didn’t hold up.

14 – Zekrom

I promise this is the last time I’m going to talk about boring colours.

For my problems with Zekrom, you can pretty much just parrot what I said about both Kyurem & Reshiram, except Zekrom has a couple of nice features that those two don’t. For one thing, although it is entirely black, there’s at least more than one shade of black on its body, which is nice, then there’s this seemingly pure evil look it seems to have with the shape and expression of its face which I think looks cool.

Its hands and feet look a bit weird, but the hands at least fit in with the design of its wings, which also fit really well with the jagged design to go with its electric typing. The tail is another thing I really like, as it looks a lot like a battery where it stores most of its power and I especially like the neon blue colour it glows when it’s charging up an attack.

Ultimately, Zekrom suffers from the same issues as it’s Gen 5 brethren, but its cool factor is significantly higher in my eyes, which brings it above the pack just a little.

13 – Kyogre

This is where the order of this list gets a little iffy because I don’t have much in the way of negative things to say about Kyogre, so putting it below a few other Pokemon on this list comes down to minor elements and gut feelings more than anything else.

What drags Kyogre down for me is the relative simplicity in its design. The colours are much more favourable to that of the Pokemon I’ve discussed so far, but its body is still almost entirely a single colour, having its massive blue body broken up only by the occasional red line. That said, the colours that were chosen for this design still make Kyogre somewhat interesting to look at and it feels like there’s a lot more character behind the design than in previous entries.

Kyogre is also helped out by its Primal form, which adds a whole new layer of detail into the design and boosted it up significantly in my estimations. I really love the much deeper blue of the primal form, along with the glowing lines on its body that make it look exactly like what a creature from the beginning of the Earth’s lifespan would look like. Even without the extra form though, Kyogre succeeds at being a good looking Pokemon while staying true to its themes and origins.

12 – Lunala

One thing I really liked about the Generation 7 cover legendaries is how strikingly different they looked. In all other generations (including Gen 8) the legendaries always had the same sort of feel to them even when they’re colours were quite different, Lunala however, feels worlds away from its counterpart which is something I love.

In terms of intricacy in the visuals, this ticks the boxes. The way the gold frames its whole body while the glorious purple wings are detailed by the occasional white mark makes it look exactly like I’d imagine an embodiment of the night sky would look like. Once again, the problems I have are fairly minor. For one thing, I’m not a big fan of the shape of its body, I know it’s the Moon Pokemon, but there’s something a bit off-putting to me about how…well…round it is; silly I know, but I can’t quite get past it. Also, I don’t think the look of its face quite fits with the calmness and elegance of its design, the eyes and teeth seem a bit too sharp and evil-looking, which is something I don’t think fits the rest of the design.

11 – Groudon

Groudon suffers from almost the exact opposite problem as it’s counterpart Kyogre, as where Kyogre borders on too little detail, Groudon borders on too much.

Groudon is a very intense feeling Pokemon, everything about it is sharp and vicious, from the lines of spikes on it’s head to the very same lines of spikes on its tail, Groudon is a Pokemon that is extremely intimidating to face down. The colours help add loads to this feeling, with the red jumping out at you, being cut up by the black lines and eyes that are filled with menace. The problem I have with Groudon is that all of this detail becomes a bit much after a certain point, there are a lot of the black lines to the point of overkill and its whole body is covered in spikes everywhere you look, again, to the point of overkill.

Groudon’s Primal form is slightly different to Kyogres as instead of adding depth and detail, Groundon’s Primal form simply serves to add more boldness to everything that’s already there, ramping the intimidation factor up to 11, making Primal Groudon look like a monster to end all monsters. Groudon’s design can be a bit much, but at the end of the day, I’d rather have an over-designed Pokemon than an under-designed one.

10 – Lugia

This is where things get difficult because, from this entry onwards, I honestly adore all of these designs.

Up until now, I’ve criticised the more simplistic designs, but Lugia is the exception to this rule as I think it’s the lack of detail in Lugia that makes it so beautiful. Whoever coloured this thing knew exactly what they were doing because even though there are only three colours on its body all three are the perfect shade and in the perfect places. The white paired with the pale blue on its stomach gives this calming and majestic vibe, which goes along with how Lugia has always been presented in the Pokemon world as a fairly chill Pokemon. Then there’s the dark blue around its eyes and along it’s back that add just the right amount of sharpness to it that you still get the vibe of an all-powerful Pokemon.

The only real criticism I could level at it is that the “wings” essentially being giant hands is a tad goofy, but I find even this facet of its design somewhat endearing. Lugia proves to me that just because a legendary Pokemon has a simpler design, doesn’t mean it can’t fit the bill of a legendary Pokemon.

9 – Suicune

Suicune is a Pokemon that always feels a little out of place amongst the cover legendary group, as it’s technically a member of the secondary trio of the Johto region instead of a main-feature legendary. However, it’s on the cover of Crystal so that makes it a cover legendary.

Suicune isn’t actually my favourite of the legendary beast trio, but it’s definitely the one that I think works best for the cover of a game. The other two beasts look a bit rough compared to Suicune, Entei has a regal feel to it, but the colours don’t quite work for the cover a game and while I adore Raikou, it’s a bit sharp and messy. Suicune doesn’t have these issues though, it’s sleek and elegant in every aspect of its design.

Once again, the combination of white and a faded blue create an elegant and calming feel when you look at it, combining well with the diamond pattern along its body. The cape is a feature that would’ve worked in almost any colour, but the soft purple is perfect for creating this feeling of the wind flowing all around Suicune’s body, to the point where the cape almost looks to be in motion in every still image it features in. Finally, there’s the brilliant detail of its tails that act as ribbons along its sides. Suicune would’ve been a beautiful looking Pokemon without the ribbons along its side, but somehow the addition of such a simple feature takes the design to a whole other level.

Suicune is a Pokemon that had every element designed for a specific purpose and it all came together to make a Pokemon that could never be relegated to merely a secondary legendary trio, it had to make a cover.

8 – Palkia

If you’ve ever read anything Pokemon related by me before, you’ll know I love Generation 4 and it’s cover legendaries are no exception.

Palkia has this aura to it of a creature that is eternally angry about something. There’s something about the way its face is designed that makes it look like a Pokemon that’s absolutely furious at all times. The multiple sharp edges around its eyes and the way its body looks like it’s plated with some kind of space-metal give off this aura of an eternal guardian that’s really not happy about the whole situation.

The dark shade of pink that outlines every part of its body looks great too, it gives the white/grey that covers most of its body a greater sense of character and helps it to stand out in a legendary trio that is already very colourful. In fact, my main complaint about Palkia’s design is that there’s not enough pink on its body.

One of my favourite things about legendary Pokemon designs is how the designers are able to take the same design elements, apply them to 2, maybe even 3 Pokemon, and create Pokemon that all have the same feel while looking distinctly different from each other and Palkia is the perfect example of that. If I didn’t know Dialga & Palkia were part of a trio, I’d instantly group the two of them together because so many elements of their designs tie them together, even though Palkia looks nothing like Dialga at first glance.

7 – Solgaleo

I wasn’t until writing this list that I realised I tend to prefer quadruped Pokemon to biped ones. I’ve always preferred more animalistic Pokemon anyway and being a quadruped really adds to that feeling and Solgaleo is perhaps the best example of that.

On one level, you could argue Solgaleo is just a lion, however, I would argue that it’s actually a cosmic super-lion with a body of metal that would kill you as soon as look at you; and who doesn’t want that feeling from their legendary Pokemon. Solgaleo takes the animal it’s based on and takes the emotions and auras that we associate with that animal to whole other level, creating a beast that looks genuinely terrifying in the best way possible.

Tangentially, this is where I think the new Zacian & Zamamzenta fall down in their design slightly. I refrained from including them in this list because pre-release stuff is all we have on them so far, but right now all I see in their designs in that they’re slightly fancy wolves, they don’t do what Solgaleo does here which is amplify the design of the animal to create something special.

Solgaleo’s whole body looks like it’s been welded together, with marks and dents all over its legs that create a feeling of a Pokemon that gets in fights a lot. Then there’s the face, which has just the right amount of colouring on it to bring out the full effect of mane while keeping the ferocious look it has on its face. The semi-sphere for blue around its eyes only serve to highlight just how striking the rest of the facial design is, your eyes are instantly drawn to it before letting you take a look at everything that surrounds it.

If you’ve ever wondered what was the “right way” to design an animalistic Pokemon, this is the way to go about it.

6 – Ho-Oh

My love for Ho-Oh comes for many of the same reasons I love Solgaleo; it’s an animal I already know and love, but infinitely cooler looking.

What makes Ho-Oh so great of a design to me is the colouring. It’s bright and bold without being too in-your-face about it, it walks up to the line of garish, but stops just before it in order to make the second coolest looking bird Pokemon to ever exist (ain’t no-one surpassing my girl, Talonflame). The dark orange instantly makes it stand out, especially against its counterpart, Lugia, but its boldness is quickly softened by the white and light green on the tips of its wings, which are such a nice touch.

I never would’ve guessed that light green would’ve been the best colour to go with that shade of red/orange, but it grounds the design in a way that it definitely would’ve been missing with a bolder colour. Then there’s the golden highlights on its head and back that frame the whole design perfectly. Also, I don’t normally mention this, but its shiny form looks amazing.

Compared to most of the other cover legendaries, Ho-Oh is still a fairly simple design, but it has complexities in just the right places in order to make a Pokemon worthy of the “Gold” version.

5 – Yveltal

I did not expect that I would end up liking either of the generation 6 legendaries this much, but here we are.

Both gen 6 cover legendaries feel very different from all the others. I know that’s an odd thing to say since all of them are different, but Xerneas & Yveltal feel an extra step away than the rest. Maybe it was to do with this being the first generation to feature 3D models as standard, but whatever it is, I like it.

Yveltal is another bird Pokemon, but it’s a slightly wrong bird and it’s wrong in all the right ways…my head hurts. What I mean is, it has a lot of the elements you’d expect a bird Pokemon to have – tiny feet with sharp claws, massive wings and a pointed face – but it warps them slightly so they’re all a bit off. The wings aren’t made of feathers, their long strips that seem to be part of its body and giant claws on the end instead of talon feathers; it doesn’t have a mouth, only horns and very angry looking eyes and its tail looks exactly like its wings. It’s all slightly wrong, which makes for the feeling of a very warped Pokemon, which is exactly what Yveltal is supposed to be.

Red and Black is a colour scheme that I’ve always loved the look of and this is the perfect Pokemon for it, this Pokemon looks genuinely evil and I think it’s a wonderful design, I couldn’t think of anything better to embody death.

4 – Rayquaza

We need more green legendaries, I’m sick of the shade of red vs shade of blue versions we’ve got in all but two generations so far.

Rayquaza is a Pokemon that’s subtle in its complexity. Its body shape is incredibly simple, it’s literally just a straight line but the design is able to cram jus the right amount of detail onto that straight line that it’s got a great sense of beauty to it. I’m not the biggest fan of the colour green, but it really works here because it’s very striking in how different it is, both in comparison it’s trio-mates, Groudon & Kyogre, and against every cover legendary as a whole.

The green is highlighted by yellow, red and black, which on paper sounds like a horrible combination, but each of the colours is used sparing and in the right places to stop everything crashing and falling apart. The red on its talons that stick out act almost as go-faster stripes and then there are the yellow patters that stretch across its body, keeping with Kyogre & Groudon’s designs of the ancient & tribal looking patterns on their body.

In a twist from the Gen 3 trio, I actually like Mega-Rayquaza less than I like regular Rayquaza, the glowing golden ribbons that come off its head are a brilliant inclusion, but the rest of the design just seems a bit much to me. Outside of that, Rayquaza is an absolute winner of a Pokemon that deserves its status as the head of the weather trio. Wins the award for the best name too.

3 – Giratina

I’m going to be honest here, this top three was tough to order.

I talked a little while ago about how Yveltal looked like pure evil in its design and how Solgaleo looked terrifying. Well mash that sense of evil and terror together and that’s how Giratina makes me feel. The wonderful red & black colouring is back again, only this time it’s mixed in with grey & yellow highlights to bring a new level of pop to the design and somehow make it look even more menacing.

Its alternate form is undeniably great, but weaker than it’s origin form in my opinion. The alternate form still keeps the terrifying-looking face and I adore the design of its wings, but the shape of the body feels a bit off and I don’t think six legs quite work for the design. The origin form is a whole other story. The shape of its body changes to be that of something I can’t even really describe, with yellow spikes sticking out from a grey body that is covered with black & red stripes, as giant black and red spikes stick out from it’s back acting almost like terrifying shadow arms.

I don’t know about you, but that’s certainly way better than anything I could’ve imagined for Pokemon’s embodiment of the ruler of the underworld. Giratina manages to be all this, while still staying true to the design elements of the creation trio to form a Pokemon that lives exclusively in the nightmares of children.

2 – Xerneas

Xerneas is a prime example of a Pokemon that “grew on me” over time.

Maybe it’s because I was a stupid teenage boy at the time, but “life-giving rainbow deer” didn’t quite strike a chord with me when I first saw it, however over time I’ve come to love Xerneas as one of my all-time favourite Pokemon. Aside from the fact that it was the first Pokemon I ever had any real competitive success with, Xerneas’ design is the definition of a majestic looking Pokemon.

First things first, its horns are rainbows; quite frankly that should be all that’s necessary for an explanation, but I’ll go on. The shape of its face is interestingly designed in such a way so that it still keeps the sharp look of Yveltal’s face – thus keeping them on the same theme visually – but the narrow snout and rounded chin are able to make what is almost an identical face seem kind and benevolent instead of menacing. The darker shade of blue matches up nicely with the black of it’s lower body, where its tail is an adorable little puff of fur and its legs are shaped so gracefully and I absolutely love the way this thing moves.

While I would argue that other Pokemon on this list are more visually impressive, Xerneas’ design comes together with the theme and feel that the Pokemon is supposed to give off in order to elevate it into something better than just something pretty looking.

1 – Dialga

I mean, come on, have you ever seen a more bold, imposing and yet somehow graceful Pokemon?

Dialga flips the design from its counterpart, using the grey armour-looking material simply as detailing in this design, as opposed to Palkia, where it seems to be its entire body. I’ve always been fairly apathetic to the colour blue, but the particular shade they have for Dialga’s body here looks beautiful, made all the more brilliant by the light blue highlights all over its body.

The way the armour outlines its body makes it seem regal with its presence, like how a medieval king wears minimal armour just because it looks impressive; only, instead of ruling a small country, Dialga is the lord of time. I particularly love the segment on Dialga’s chest that houses its gem. Not only does it put the gem front and centre where it can look it’s best, but the shape of the plate stick out and forms around its body in just the right way to draw attention towards the centre of the chest.

When designing a Pokemon to represent time, it would’ve been easy for Game Freak to create a Pokemon with giant clocks of some description, but instead, they were able to create a Pokemon that I honestly hold up as one of my all-time favourites.

And that’s my list! Thank you very much for taking the time to read this, I’m sure your rankings will look very different to mine so please let me know what cover legendaries you love, either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo. Finally, make sure to come back at the same time next week where I’ll be ranking every episode from Series 5 of Doctor Who!

WWE Crown Jewel 2019: Every Match Ranked

Well…I’m certainly not angry, so it’s already got one up on all the other Saudi Arabia shows.

I had some trouble putting these matches in any kind of order for the most part because they were all roughly the same sort of level. This whole show was filled to the brim with “Ok, but not great” matches so it was hard to pick out anything that distinguished one match to be better than any other. While the matches were fairly mediocre, most of the results and story progression were actually rather positive so I certainly can’t say I thought this was a bad show, especially given what we have to compare it to.

So let’s see how they fare as I rank every match from Crown Jewel 2019.

9 – Tyson Fury def. Braun Strowman via Countout

Ok…ok.

In my predictions I showed concern about how well Fury would transition into a wrestling ring and as it turns out my concerns were well placed. I don’t blame Fury, there’s only so much you can learn in about a month of training, but it doesn’t stop the match from being a bore to watch. The simple fact of the matter is that the match was slow and the action was basic, also Fury just forgot to sell Braun’s Running Powerslam at one point, which is always a good sign.

That said, the one thing I did enjoy was the finish. I know a countout is generally seen as a cheap way to win, but the way it played out here made it work since Fury actually KO’ed Braun in order to cause it, which is actually quite an impressive way to win the match when you think about it. I certainly wouldn’t mind if Fury stuck around to be a tough-looking mouthpiece for WWE in the coming months, but I definitely don’t want to see him in the ring again.

8 – Humberto Carrillo won the 20-Man Battle Royal for an opportunity at the United States Championship

Imagine the most basic battle royal you can. That was this match.

Probably thanks to being sat on the pre-show, this match wasn’t anything worth talking about at all. The 24/7 Title stuff was fun, as it always is, and it was nice to see Rowan & Harper get a spotlight after falling quite low down following Hell in a Cell. I’m also happy that Humberto Carrillo won, but it doesn’t exactly feel like we needed this battle royal in order to make that happen, I’m pretty certain WWE could’ve just announced Styles vs Carrillo for the show on Wednesday and no-one would’ve batted an eyelid.

It was a perfectly acceptable way to spend 12 minutes.

7 – Natalya def. Lacey Evans

While I have my problems with this match, the match isn’t what’s important about this in the slightest. Regardless of what you think of these two women (and Lord knows I’ve made my stance on that matter clear), the fact remains that this is the first progressive step in one of the least progressive countries on the planet and that is something to be celebrated, even if some shitstain in the crowd couldn’t handle it.

It was clear that the match they wrestled was deliberately very safe and basic to ensure it didn’t offend the Saudi Arabian government, it wouldn’t surprise me if this match was strictly lined out beat-by-beat just to be safe, but baby steps forward are still steps forward and hopefully we’ll see many more in the coming years.

6 – “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt def. Seth Rollins(c)
(Universal Championship)
(Falls Count Anywhere)
(Cannot be stopped for any reason)

I don’t which one of you made a pact with Satan to make this happen, but I want to thank you very much for doing it.

I’m going to dig into this match into a moment so I want to make it very clear that I am thrilled that The Feind has won the Universal title, especially since I honestly didn’t expect it to happen. As I’ve said before, The Fiend as a concept is something very special and after Hell in a Cell I was very worried that it was going to go to waste, thankfully, that is no longer a worry.

I went back and forth on whether or not I actually enjoyed this match quite a bit and in the end, I came to the conclusion: Kind of. It was slow, but a good kind of slow. The slow pace gave everything a lot more impact and the style generally works really well with The Fiend as a character, as for the red lighting, I think it worked for Hell in a Cell and created a great atmosphere but I wasn’t so fond of it here, seemed a bit overkill.

What I loved about this match was the finish. When Rollins threw Bray into the “exploding” equipment, I wasn’t sure if he was going to rise out of the wreckage like a monster, or just lose but I’m very glad to say it was the latter. The angle on the camera, the speed Bray popped up with and the crowd reaction made it a brilliant moment and a great way to start off the reign of The Fiend.

5 – Brock Lesnar(c) vs Cain Velasquez
(WWE Championship)

This is a tad frustrating.

If the dirt sheets are to be believed, Velasquez is already suffering from some form of injury, which is why this match was so short. It’s a real shame because I think there’s great potential here because despite the length I actually quite enjoyed this match. It had a very “MMA” feel to it, which worked for a much shorter match like this one.

It didn’t quite have the shock factor to it that something like Goldberg vs Lesnar did, but the finish was incredibly quick and quite exciting, with Cain knocking Lesnar down and going for the ground-and-pound before Lesnar was able to slip on a Kimura, which now I think about, is probably the most protected move in all of WWE right now, I mean it made The Undertaker tap-out for christ sake.

I wish Cain wasn’t injured so we could’ve really seen what he can do, but as it stands I’m looking forward to the likely Brock vs Mysterio storyline it looks like they’re setting up here, so it wasn’t all bad.

4 – The OC won the Tag Team World Cup

Once again, I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this.

The match was perfectly fine, I had hoped for a little bit more than a bunch of 2-5 minute tag team matches, but thinking about it logistically that was never going to happen. There was some fine storytelling throughout, but it became a tad predictable right around when The New Day entered. What wasn’t predictable, however, was the way the finish turned out.

I’m totally fine with The OC winning this thing because let’s face it, that trophy is going to stop mattering in about two weeks anyway, but I’m really not happy about them going through The Viking Raiders in 5 minutes to win it. I don’t think it’s any surprise that no-one ever takes WWE’s Tag division seriously when they have both their champions lose clean in very short matches against a team that’s already fought another match.

I enjoyed the main bulk of the action, but this made it perfectly clear that if you want to see some great tag team action, Raw and Smackdown are not the shows to watch in order to get it.

3 – Mansoor def. Cesaro

I want to like Mansoor, I really do, but all I could think during this whole match was, “Who the hell cares?”.

Mansoor showed in this match that he is more than a capable wrestler, Cesaro did what Cesaro does best and made the guy look great throughout the match, but I couldn’t help come away from the whole thing feeling unimpressed. Sure, Mansoor can do some cool stuff, but it’s nothing half the roster can’t do just as good, if not better; I’d take Ali or Ricochet over him any day.

The action was really entertaining stuff, I just don’t feel like it quite got into that higher gear that I’d expected from a match like this. I’m not going to sit here and discuss all the potential reasons why because it’s been done to death, but it was clear there was something lacking from this match. Also, towards the end, the number of kickouts Mansoor got was a bit ridiculous, I know you want to make the guy look like a hero, but some of those kickouts gave Gargano a run for his money.

Then you have to consider the fact that, what does any of this matter if he’s not going to appear on TV until next June? Brock Lesnar’s wrestled more televised matches than Mansoor this year which is saying something. If WWE wants to go all-in on this guy, then just go ahead and do it, don’t wait around for 6 months to put him in showcase matches.

2 – AJ Styles(c) def. Humberto Carrillo
(United States Championship)

I can’t help but feel like this is a bad omen.

I’m very happy that Humberto is getting this push against AJ Styles, but the fact of the matter is, he’s never going to take that title off of Styles. The exact same thing has happened with just about everyone Styles has faced over the last two years. Seriously, think about it: Nakamura, Joe, Rusev, Ricochet, Cedric. They all got their stock boosted by great matches with Styles and then after the feud was over got dropped like they were nothing and ended up back where they started.

That aside, this match was a fun watch. I guess if this is going to be the pattern of Styles’ US title reign the best we can do is enjoy the high points for each wrestler while they last.

1 – Team Hogan def. Team Flair

While watching this match I realised that this kind of match is perfect for getting around the tiredness and heat issue. The general conditions surrounding these shows often make wrestlers more sluggish and not up to their best, so stick a whole bunch of them in a tag team match like this and then everyone only has to do a little bit, so they can go hard in short bursts without worrying about burning out too early on in the match.

That formula made for a very enjoyable match here. It started out a bit slow with a huge focus being on Rusev & Lashley, but once the match broke down a bit and the pace started to pick up I found myself having a good time. Reigns is in his element when he’s got a whole bunch of guys to run through in quick succession and watching Orton RKO everything that moves will always be a blast.

I think matches like this are what these Saudi Arabia shows should be about, just disconnect everything from the week-to-week drama and throw a bunch of guys in the ring and tell them to go hell-for-leather for about 15-20 minutes and have some fun with it, that’ll be a winning formula.

So there you have it! Those are my thoughts on WWE Crown Jewel 2019! Thank you very much for taking the time to read this post, please let me know what you thought of the show either in the comments below or on Twitter @10ryawoo! Finally, make sure to come back here next Saturday where I’ll be rolling into the hype of Pokemon Sword and Shield with another Pokemon-themed list!